Bender 2

[hisnameisthecaptain]

 

[[ Location: IN YOUR HOME ]]

[The Captain is in your home.  Yes your home.  He is a haggard looking man.  He has one arm in a sling, having recently broken it upon entering Mayfield.

It seems The Captain is very drunk.

Any of these things are possible:

--There is an empty bottle of liquor on your living room floor.  Your front door is open and he is currently searching your kitchen for a late night snack or another bottle of alcohol. 

--He is laying on your couch, smelling of booze with a half empty bottle in his good hand.  He is moaning and groaning about something.  You hear the name Beyond and Tabitha.  Again the front door is wide open.

--He is in your garage, so very lost.  Knocking things over and cursing loudly as he crashes around.

--He is in your back yard arguing with your tree.  He'll throw his bottle of booze at it and then get very upset over not having anymore booze.

Do as you would if any of these events happened at your house.]

Comments

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain obviously did not follow all of that, but the knife was good enough to convince even someone as dim as him.]

Sorry miss knife lady.... Uh where the ☠☠☠☠ is the exit?

[darker-alice.livejournal.com]

Alice pointed. "Kindly see yourself out. I would advise you to find your home, likely in a much sober state, or you will likely invite violence upon yourself."

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

I'm The ☠☠☠☠ Captain... I ☠☠☠☠ violence...

[He would stumble his way out banging against corners and cursing as he did so before stumbling back out into the street.]