11th Hangover - I'm The ☠☠☠☠ Hero [Action | Jealousy Event]

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[THE CAPTAIN is being an idiot. After a little compulsion from a not so nice troll, a bit of alcohol and his normal anger issues The Captain has decided to be a hero and show the town what he is made of. He is not the side kick, he is not the back up, he is the ☠☠☠☠ hero.

He knows Grady is tough. He has been droned before. You don't back down though and you never give up. Get back up and bash their ☠☠☠☠ face in. That's what a hero does right?

So The Captain stormed off to the police station and is outside yelling.]

"Hey you fat ☠☠☠☠! Come out here, I got a 9 iron and want to remodel that bloated face of yours! Come on out and play fatty!"

[This can only end well!]

Comments

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

[Eddie's strolling through town when suddenly he hears some commotion outside the police station. That voice sounds pretty familiar... Is it that guy he talked to on the phone? The Captain, or whoever? In any case, this looks like a dangerous situation.]

Do you have any idea who you're up against?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Two and two hasn't equaled four yet unless Edward walks around dressed as the Riddler.]

"Yeah, if you got a problem with it buddy I suggest you stay clear and leave this to the professionals."

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

So I take it you're a professional leaper, but not quite a professional looker.

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

[Shion is out shopping like she seems to do every other day or so, and stops when she hears what he's shouting. She sort of rubs her head a bit, but steps nearer to speak to the man.]

I don't think that's going to do much but get you in trouble.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"I don't know who you think you are, but if you don't have anything helpful to add I suggest you go find a hole to stick your head in."

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

Fine, fine. I've seen what most vigilantes are able to accomplish by simply walking up to the bad guy and insisting they "stop it."

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"I got this kid, don't worry."

[No, he doesn't.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, I am going to do more than just tell him. Just you watch."

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

What are you going to do, exactly? Do you have some sort of power? Because I doubt a 9 Iron is going to do much when he can backfire a gun without touching it.

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure you will, friend. Be sure to let me know just how badly you mop the floor with him once you've finished.

[He starts walking off.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"You know what? No one asked you. Someone has to show this fat ☠☠☠☠ that we aren't going to take this no matter how powerful he is."

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[He frowns after the guy.]

"I'll show you, I'll show them all!"

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

With a golf club? I don't think so, buddy. Do yourself a favor and go home. Even I'm not stupid enough to mess with him yet.

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

Ummm.... Mr. Captain, sir. Please stop. Antagonizing Mr. Olney will only get you droned.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"I didn't ask for help or advice here. I'm making my stand. If you aren't going to back me up then stand back.

I'm The Captain, I am a hero not a prisoner."

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[He does recognize this kid. The Captain would be teasing him if this wasn't such serious business.]

"If that's the worse he can do then I say bring it. The fat ☠☠☠☠ isn't scary and maybe I'll make him pretty with one good swing."

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

[Shion puts a hand to her face, sighing in frustration]

Look, I've no doubt you're strong, but with what you are currently showing as a weapon, you'll get yourself hurt, or droned, or who knows what else. As I said, that guy can backfire a gun he isn't even touching. Trust me, I got to experience it first hand.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"I've been here long enough to know what I am getting into. The worse he can do is hurt or drone me. This town has nothing scary."

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

Yeah? And I suppose you think it's wise to just get droned? Because right now that seems like what you're asking for.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"So what? Droning isn't that bad. Besides, I've had worse. I rather be the front line hero than hiding in these homes with the rest of you."

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"So what? Droning isn't that bad. Besides, I've had worse. I rather be the front line hero than hiding in these homes with the rest of you."

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

Hero? A hero would know better than to get into a fight he has no chance of winning.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"No, a hero never backs down. A hero doesn't sit back and let others suffer before he does. Captain ☠☠☠☠ America never backed down. I'm not about to either. I am not just the muscle, I am the hero."

[Getting angrier. Too bad he isn't The Hulk. All it does for The Captain is spur on his idiocy.]

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

[Shion sets her things down, and moves to look him in the eye]

Look, you. I don't know who you are, but you obviously don't get the difference between 'Idiot' and 'Hero'. A hero can make a last stand, and I understand that, but if you know you have no way to win and do it anyway, that's just being an idiot.

[And with her, she just gets more stubborn.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"☠☠☠☠ you. You don't know what I can do. So just watch and learn."