hisnameisthecaptain: (Sad)
[Everyone's favorite drunken super hero makes another call.

He wanted to filter it, he truly did. He failed miserably.]


[Phone | Fail-filtered.]

Elsa, Tabby... We need to talk.

I really didn't want to tell you this but... back home is ☠☠☠☠ and there was nothing we could do.
hisnameisthecaptain: (Sad)
[The Captain was doing good again, really he was. But thanks to getting lost and getting drunk, he stumbled into a strangers house and caught the broadcast.

Now using that stranger's phone, The Captain would make a call out to everyone. He wanted some answers, he was lonely.]


Hey... can anyone tell me how to get to Westport?...

☠☠☠☠ please, anyone? Nextwave's there. I saw them.

They'll fix this...

[He kinda sounded down, maybe on the verge of crying. Maybe on the verge of falling asleep. It was really hard to tell. Either way you had a very depressed drunk and he hasn't hung up yet.]

((Feel free to also just assume he is in your house making this call. Or maybe he is home and just didn't realize it. The Captain is very drunk at the moment.))
hisnameisthecaptain: (Sad)

<i>[The Captain was only somewhat buzzed, unable to find enough alcohol to get drunk.  The Captain was depressed though and would pick up a phone, mashing buttons to dial out an unfiltered call.]</i>

Anyone there?

<i>[Sob]</i>

Aaron... you can call me a useless flesh bag all you want just answer....

Tabby... talk about clothes, whatever you want.....

Elsa... you're ☠☠☠☠.  Tell me another one of your monster stories...

Monica... you never told me about that time you helped the Avengers beat the ninja demon cult of... ☠☠☠☠ whatever....

<i>[Sob]</i>

Guys?  You there?

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