hisnameisthecaptain: (Default)
[Ladies of the town, The Captain is looking for you! Yes, ALL OF YOU!

Girls of any age.

You might run into him doing one of the following.]



A) [Action]

[The Captain is knocking on your door. He has an arm full of roses he just bought. Some are pricking him, and he has plenty of cuts by now. He is delivering one to each female of your house!]


B) [Action]

[Are you carrying anything? He's right there taking your stuff with a smile.]

I got it, I'll bring this wherever you need it.


C) [Action]

[Are you having troubles with anything? The Captain is there to fix it, with Super Strength and Flying!]
((OOC: Just post with a predicament and I'll think of some stupid way The Captain thinks he is helping.))


[Locked to Sakura, Charlie/Misfit, Elsa and Tabby] )
hisnameisthecaptain: (drunk)
[The Captain is on the prowl!

He is wandering down your street! Yes, your street!

It is still daylight!

He is drunk, he is semi lost and he is likely doing one of the following:

--The Captain is wandering down the street, half a bottle of whiskey in his hand and is talking to himself. He seems angry. He might be insane!

--The Captain is standing in your yard! He is staring at your house and squinting, waiting for the numbers to stop dancing so he can make sure he has the right house number. He might get angry that it's not the house he is looking for and toss a rock at your door.

--The Captain has fallen into your bushes! He is half stuck, cursing and calling for help! His bottle of whiskey is on it's side pouring on the side walk.

--The Captain is in your back yard! This isn't the front yard! Why aren't there numbers on the back of your house? How inconsiderate! He might be talking at the back of your house, or to himself.

--The Captain is urinating in public! Probably on your fence, or your bushes! He's been wandering for a while now and really just had to let it go. He probably isn't very modest about it.]


((OOC: For people who aren't familiar for how these go, take one of the options and run with it. Any of them are go!))
hisnameisthecaptain: (Sad)
[The Captain handled his depression like he always did.

He got drunk. Very drunk.

He was depressed about finding Margot and her sister droned. He wasn't taking it well.

Deciding he rather go home and face whatever came. He flew through the air. Breaking branches on trees as he passed and maybe even stripping a path of shingles off a roof or two.

In the end he landed in his front yard hard, face first. Laying there and groaning for a bit.]


☠☠☠☠....

[Pushing himself back up. He would stumble towards the house. Seeing a beer, he reached down and grabbed it. The bear trap Hime set up worked!!! As The Captain grabbed the beer the bear trap sprung.

The Captain knew it was there though and didn't care. When it clamped down he screamed.]


☠☠☠☠!!

[He hit the ground again and laid out in the front yard. Staring at the sky and breathing hard. Yep, he was crying.]
hisnameisthecaptain: (Default)
[The Captain is...

BUILDING A TREE HOUSE!

Well, he's trying. He has boards. He has a shovel for some apparent reason. He is trying to hit screws through boards with a hammer. He started painting some of the boards before putting them up. It's probably dangerous to stand on any of the boards stuck between branches.

There are metal pointy bits stuck all around as well. Luckily, The Captain can't be seriously injured by such things. Unfortunately, most anyone else can. You could be hurt by just helping, let alone trying to climb on it. Even walking nearby was dangerous as things might fall or go flying at any given time.

The Captain almost feels bad for making kids cry. Even when he tries to help kids it usually ends poorly and with someone lecturing him. So here is, trying to help kids. Trying to give them something to play with and forget about the miserable ☠☠☠☠ of a town.

Feel free to try and help him. Feel free to try to stop him and stop him from eventually maiming children horribly.]

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