hisnameisthecaptain: (drunk)
[The Captain has been stocking trinkets boxes and wrapping paper. After talking with some of the town he comes to the conclusion that the town wouldn't let them do this gift giving on Christmas anyways.

Also, to prove [livejournal.com profile] miltianbunny wrong, he got himself a poorly fitting Santa costume.

The Captain has also stocked himself on beer. This was the last ingredient needed to make this a wonderful holiday.
To his family at 950 Beulah Street )

The rest of the town can have a man smelling of beer wearing a Santa costume wandering the town at night.

Here are your options starting when the sun goes down on Tuesday:

a) The Captain is walking down the streets. He has has a large sack on his back that is more bulky than heavy. He is on his way to deliver toys!

b) He is leaving wrapped boxes at every door with "MERRY X-MAS" written on the top. Two at every house unless he knows you have three kids. You can find a snow globe, ornament or random other cheap trinket in there. Some lucky children will also find an empty, misplaced beer can in there as well. A random few will find a misplaced full unopened beer can with their toy.

c) He is in between loads and has passed out in the snow for a drunken nap. That probably isn't safe. Do you wake him or let him get going again on his own.

d) He has stopped to drink some more beer and keep himself festive. Santa on the street drinking beer can't be a good sight for children.

((OOC: Anything goes as usual. If you want to run with option "b)" in your own post instead of commenting here, feel free.))
hisnameisthecaptain: (drunk)
[The Captain is on the prowl!

He is wandering down your street! Yes, your street!

It is still daylight!

He is drunk, he is semi lost and he is likely doing one of the following:

--The Captain is wandering down the street, half a bottle of whiskey in his hand and is talking to himself. He seems angry. He might be insane!

--The Captain is standing in your yard! He is staring at your house and squinting, waiting for the numbers to stop dancing so he can make sure he has the right house number. He might get angry that it's not the house he is looking for and toss a rock at your door.

--The Captain has fallen into your bushes! He is half stuck, cursing and calling for help! His bottle of whiskey is on it's side pouring on the side walk.

--The Captain is in your back yard! This isn't the front yard! Why aren't there numbers on the back of your house? How inconsiderate! He might be talking at the back of your house, or to himself.

--The Captain is urinating in public! Probably on your fence, or your bushes! He's been wandering for a while now and really just had to let it go. He probably isn't very modest about it.]


((OOC: For people who aren't familiar for how these go, take one of the options and run with it. Any of them are go!))

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