hisnameisthecaptain: (Call)
[Phone Call | Everyone]

For all you who don't know me, I'm Captain ☠☠☠☠! The fact I'm a super hero shouldn't be surprising, you got a ☠☠☠☠ ton of them in town now.

Speaking of being a super hero, I could use some advice. I know what I am going to do, but my plans usually go to ☠☠☠☠ early on. Time for something new.

So if you think you can help me out, be sure to filter the call.

If you just want to know what to avoid, be sure to call me too and I'll tell you where and when to be scarce.

Oh yeah, one more thing. Mother's Day is coming up. That meant trouble last year so watch yourselves.
hisnameisthecaptain: (Pout)
[The Captain was brutally killed... by flying into a tree at high speeds because he wasn't paying attention.

He woke up from it and drank, barely having time to recover before he got droned.

Waking up from being a drone as he finishes work at the Pharmacy, he walks home and has a few drinks. Maybe more than a few actually.

He then makes a phone call, he sounds a bit drunk.]


[Phone | Unfiltered to everyone!]

Okay Mayfield, ☠☠☠☠ you.

This is getting ☠☠☠☠ old.

For those of you who side with Grady or don't know me, I am Captain ☠☠☠☠. I am a super hero, and I will shove my foot up your ☠☠☠☠.

As for the rest of you, I'm back. April Fools was lame but it's not like we aren't used to this ☠☠☠☠. Everyone still holding up?

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