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The Captain | Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E.
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You might have the wrong number.

Hello everyone! This is Spazzy just asking that you let me know how I am doing? Am I playing The Captain from Nextwave right? Are his constant cursing and drunken antics annoying? Are you enjoying the character and the posts? Do you have an opinion at all?

Let me know! I hope you're all having fun with it and I promise to take any criticism to heart. Also this is where you should post if you rather I not tag you with an obnoxious illiterate drunk!

--Spazzy!

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Plurk: Spazy

A) [Action | 950 Beulah Street]

[He's piling burnable things in the living room. Breaking apart furniture, the TV, you name it.

He's also stock piling his alcohol.]

Yeah, this'll last us.

[No, it won't. It's also likely to lead to disaster.

Housemate might want to help him or find a safer place to wait this out.]

B) [Action | A Snowbank in Mayfield] (Only one person tag this please! Goes to the first person to tag it.)

[It's time for a hero to save the day.

The Captain is not that hero.

He decided to tough it out and fly through the bitter cold air. Looking for those who get stuck in the snow or need other sorts of help.

Then flight gives out.]

☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠.....

[The Captain still has invulnerability, luckily. He crashes into the snow, burying himself and maybe falling unconscious.

Is this the end of The Captain?]

C) [Action | Around Mayfield]

[Nope! The Captain is alive though freezing cold and trying to trudge through the snow.

Pulling out his flask and drinking heavily for warmth. That's totally how whiskey works, right?

THIS IS THE BEST IDEA!]

[Phone]

Yeah, okay. Everyone said it was probably a trap already. We expect that.

So I am going to do something expected too. Here's my message.

Mayfield! I am ☠☠☠☠ thankful that every crazy ☠☠☠☠ plot like this eventual falls apart in an amazingly terrible way.

I hope to be here when this town collapses and everyone gets to go home.

I hope I get to break the face of one of the people responsible for this too.

Oh, yeah, thanks for the ☠☠☠☠ turkey.

[Look out Mayfield! If there's trouble, The Captain is there! With super strength, flight, and near invulnerability, there has to be something he can do.

He's sober people, this is not a drill. This is the real thing.

So he's coming to help you! Yes, YOU! And you too!

The Captain is flying around town helping out people in need. He can be caught doing any of the following!

--Is your car broken down, stalled or do you have a flat? Well he's there, probably picking up your car and flying with you in.

--Is your cat/dog/best friend stuck in a tree? Well, out of the sky comes The Captain, landing to see if he can help with this situation.

--Are you locked out of your house? Well, here comes The Captain!

--Is there a fire/mugging/broken nail? Well, he might come if he hears you calling for help!

--Or pick your own. If you are crying, if you are frustrated, or even if you just look like you're having a bad day, he will probably come and check things out.

Flag him down if you just want to chat, otherwise he's on patrol.]

((OOC: Just post with a situation or setting and he'll swoop on by.))

[Phone | Unfiltered]

☠☠☠☠, I hope I am wrong.

Okay, after this whole Halloween nonsense and radioactive graves, I made a connection.

Back when all got stuck in ☠☠☠☠ Westport, we didn't find bodies. Only the aftermath.

I heard the people stuck Westport had graves in Mayfield but the skeletons didn't match.

At Halloween, when people got abducted they left graves with radioactive skeletons.

Anyone think that those first skeletons might have belonged to Westport? Maybe why we didn't find anything?

These new ones were radioactive. So, what happened to Maipole?

I might be wrong. If anyone's got a better idea or sees a problem with this, give me a call.

[Action | Anywhere]

[The Captain is back and even stranger than ever.

You see, he is tux a suit and a cape!

At least he cleans up well.

Ladies, be ware, if he knows you, he'll be stalking you with the cape covering the lower half his face.]

[Action | 950 Beulah Street]

[The Captain will greet his not!daughter, cheerful as ever, and even ask her about her classes.]

[Action | Around Town]

[The Captain is walking around, sober and cheerful. Two things you don't see every day.

He waves to people he sees.

He might also ask you about work or your families.]

[Action | The Pharmacy]

[The Captain rarely comes to work with a smile. Almost as rare as coming to work sober.

Not only that, he steps up and gets right to work. No complaints and no trying to hide in the back room.]

[Action | Add-on | In The Sky]

[Superman fighting The Captain would be a cool fight.

This is not that fight.

A very angry Captain dressed in his trench coat, sneakers, camo cargo pants and black star t-shirt is doing battle with a mockingly cheerful Mark Matthews dressed in typical Mayfield clothing.

Did I mention they are both flying. Colliding in the air with punches and kicks.]

I am going to stomp your cabbage patch ☠☠☠☠!

I'd watch your language, buddy.

There might be kids nearby that didn't force their daddies to leave and their mommies to drink.

[Action | Throughout Town]

[He should be setting up his plans.

He should be working with his fellow heroes.

Instead, The Captain just got himself plastered.

Now he's out and about. He's punching things. Not people, just things.

Only when he hits them, they break, his fist going through them and destroying them. Super strength put to good use.

Shouting all the while.]

You took Sakura, and Crane, and anyone that tried to help.

☠☠☠☠ you!

[Good bye mail box. It's destroyed with one blow.]

Now Doc's lost his memory? You took your ☠☠☠☠ time getting to him.

☠☠☠☠ you!

[Hits a tree, timber!]

[Action]

[As a drone, The Captain is competent at many things that are normally beyond him.

The ability to dress one's self.

History.

Literacy.

The ability to drive a car without crashing.

So when he comes out of his drone state, while driving, it's no wonder he is confused and things don't go so well.

The Captain drives the car right up a sidewalk, across a yard and into a tree. Smashing it pretty good.

With super strength, he kicks the door off and stumbles out of the wreck. Only his clothes are messed up by it.

He looks pissed.]

[Phone]

☠☠☠☠, Nextwave, sound off or something. Let me know who all is still here.

Anyone else who thinks they're a Super Hero, answer too.

I've been thinking.

[Phone | Everyone]

☠☠☠☠ this town, seriously.

This is The Captain.

To all the other heroes out there, man the ☠☠☠☠ up and protect those stuck with you.

After this, we're all going to talk.

( August 16th | Poison )

( August 17th | Hallucinations )

( August 18th | Razors )

( August 19th | Spiders )

( August 20th | Poison again! )

( August 21st | Game Over )

[What a week.]

[The Captain decided to gather a lot of fireworks.

No expert on how to set them up, he's going to just do this the ~~stupid~~ easy way.]

A) [Action | 950 Beulah Street back yard}

[Housemates or neighbors might notice The Captain has a lot of fire works and is tying them together.

He has worked most of their wicks together or at least near each other.

He's also wrapped a rag soaked in gasoline around a fence post and has a zippo lighter handy.]

B) [Call | Unfiltered]

Misfit. Watch the skies.

Happy Birthday.

C) [Action | The Sky above Mayfield]

[It's a bird. It's a plane. No, it's an idiot with enough fireworks strapped to his back to almost be comical.

Hovering far overhead, hoping he's high enough, he lights the makeshift torch.

Reaching around behind him to light the wicks with the torch.

Needless to say, you loose sight of the poor idiot.]

D) [Action | The Park]

[There's a crater in the park. There's a nearly recognizable form covered in powder scorch marks in the crater. He's wearing what little burnt strips are left of his typical uniform.]

[Everyone's favorite drunken super hero makes another call.

He wanted to filter it, he truly did. He failed miserably.]

[Phone | Fail-filtered.]

Elsa, Tabby... We need to talk.

I really didn't want to tell you this but... back home is ☠☠☠☠ and there was nothing we could do.

[Mark Matthews is reading the paper tonight before bed. There's a glass of scotch by his side and that big fake smile on his face.

That smile turns into a frown when he realizes he can't comprehend what the newspaper is saying.

The Captain is back, losing a few IQ points when undroning.

He takes the glass of scotch and downs it it on gulp, barely tasting it. Making his way over to the phone.]

[Phone | Everyone]

☠☠☠☠, I'm back again. Not like this town has anywhere to send me anyways.

Whose bushes did I ☠☠☠☠ in to deserve being punished like that anyways?

[Action | 950 Beulah Street residents]

[The Captain just won't settle for the clothes his drone self liked to wear. Going to his closet.

He strips down to his boxers first.

Suiting up, he puts on a pair of camo, cargo pants.

Then a gray t-shirt with a big black star on the chest.

Socks and Red Converse high tops go on next.

Lastly, he throws on the stained, worn out duster and let's it settle on his shoulders.

The Captain is back!]

[Action | On the streets]

[The Captain is going to the bar. Because where else does he go to cope with anything?

He'll walk the first few blocks before remembering he is a ☠☠☠☠ super hero. He launches himself into the air and flys the rest of the way.]

[Action | Olney's Tavern]

[The Captain starts light, shots of whiskey and beers for chasers.

Soon enough he'll just order the bottle and stop the pretense of chasers.

He's sitting alone at a table at the moment but he doesn't seem to be glaring people away from joining him.]

[Coming to from that nightmare wasn't pretty. It took him a long, and sleepless night to really even figure out all that happened.

He picks up the phone. Ready to give another one of his angry rants.]

[Phone | Unfiltered]

I told...

...

...

You know what? ☠☠☠☠ it. Never mind.

[Just lets the phone drop. If you listen closely you might hear him grumble about the bar.

He's not coming back to it to answer any calls.]

[Action!]

[You can catch him leaving his house or in route to the bar as he walks down the sidewalk. At least he's not hallucinating.

At the bar, he gets finds a nice spot to sit by himself and orders himself a bottle.]

[The Captain is roaming the streets, again. Much like before, he has that 9-iron in his hands.

Unlike before now it's not held ready to fight, it's dragging along beside him bouncing along the pavement.

The Captain's shoulders are slumped and he seems to drag each step.

He is crying and mumbling to himself.]

I knew it'd never work.

I'm not a hero... I'm already dead. There's no coming back now.

It's over.

I'm sorry Charlie... Elsa... Tabby.. .Lucas... Doc... Sakura... Ken...

[He just keeps on going naming anyone he has ever met. Even those of you he didn't like.]

[Super strength gone? Check. Flying gone? Check. Strange letter in the mail about killing? Check. Phone calls as the town goes crazy? Check.

The Captain picks up the phone and throws his two cents into the ring.]

[[Phone | Everyone]]

Don't fall for this ☠☠☠☠ again people. You get nothing if you win, it's a ☠☠☠☠ lie, again.

Find your loved ones and stick with them. Hide out until this is over.

I'm going out there, if you're coming for me you better make it quick. I'm not patient.

Sakura, Charlie and Lucas, if you can hear me, get somewhere safe. Hide out.

If you can't, find me and I'll see what I can do.

Others who know me, same goes for you. If you can find me I'll see what I can do.

Elsa, Tabby, I'm going to be heading your way too.

Oh and... and...

Oh, ☠☠☠☠ that! You got to be ☠☠☠☠ kidding me!

[Action | Roaming the Town]

[If you want to find him in person, The Captain is roaming around looking for trouble and looking for his friends.

He has a 9-iron in his hands. Back to the basics.]

[Ladies of the town, The Captain is looking for you! Yes, ALL OF YOU!

Girls of any age.

You might run into him doing one of the following.]

A) [Action]

[The Captain is knocking on your door. He has an arm full of roses he just bought. Some are pricking him, and he has plenty of cuts by now. He is delivering one to each female of your house!]

B) [Action]

[Are you carrying anything? He's right there taking your stuff with a smile.]

I got it, I'll bring this wherever you need it.

C) [Action]

[Are you having troubles with anything? The Captain is there to fix it, with Super Strength and Flying!]
((OOC: Just post with a predicament and I'll think of some stupid way The Captain thinks he is helping.))

( [Locked to Sakura, Charlie/Misfit, Elsa and Tabby] )

[Phone Call | Everyone]

For all you who don't know me, I'm Captain ☠☠☠☠! The fact I'm a super hero shouldn't be surprising, you got a ☠☠☠☠ ton of them in town now.

Speaking of being a super hero, I could use some advice. I know what I am going to do, but my plans usually go to ☠☠☠☠ early on. Time for something new.

So if you think you can help me out, be sure to filter the call.

If you just want to know what to avoid, be sure to call me too and I'll tell you where and when to be scarce.

Oh yeah, one more thing. Mother's Day is coming up. That meant trouble last year so watch yourselves.