Bender 4 - Wake Up Call (Action)

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[[Location: IN YOUR HOME]]

[That's right, it's about that time again.  The Captain had a night out drinking (like most nights).  Having gotten thoroughly lost again, he has walked into a random house.  They all look the same right?  Well it's your house!  You will find The Captain in the morning having entered late at night and passed out.

He is mostly uninjured (for now) except for a few bruises and scrapes.

Any of these situations are possible:


--The Captain is asleep on your living room couch.  There are anywhere between 1 and 4 bottles of alcohol lying on your floor.  Some are not empty.  Some have been left to pour out on your carpet letting the smell of alcohol fill the room.

--The Captain is passed out in your bathtub/shower!  He sort of just fell and stayed where he landed, no matter how uncomfortable it looks.  He may have urinated in your sink.  There is a bottle of bourbon floating in your toilet.

--The Captain failed to even work a door handle or window and is on your front porch curled up and sleeping, cuddling a bottle of whiskey.  There are a couple other bottles littering your front yard.  The gate to your fence is likely broken.

--The Captain is in your car, finding the back seat comfortable.  His discarded, half drunk, bottle of vodka is laying on your front seat. 

--The Captain somehow made it onto your roof.  It's a wonder since the last time he took a drunken tumble.  Still, he laid on his back snoring loudly.  His discarded bottle of liquor has rolled into your gutter.

--Maybe you are lucky and The Captain is awake!  He has not realized what home he is in.  He is in your kitchen with a bowl of cereal, eating and praying for his hangover to go away.  Your fridge is open.  Your milk is open and on the counter.  Your cereal is open and spilled a bit on the counter.

Do as you would if any of these events occurred in your home.]

Comments

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

Because you're still drunk. Get out.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[For his part, The Captain did not wake up to the calls from within the house. Even the sun didn't manage to get him to notice he was out on the roof. In his defense he had been very, very drunk last night.]

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

[Oh, cool, Gunsmoke is on.



Well, maybe he should just check and make sure he's not sitting on a corpse. So, during a commercial break, he shakes The Captain's shoulder.] Y'alright, mate?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

☠☠☠☠ you... you're drunk...

[He muttered. The Captain though was stumbling out of the bathroom intent on leaving.]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Nope. Maybe if ya stayed sober for more than 30 seconds ya'd figure out where ya lived, already. Do you even know what kinda shit yer in in this town? Christ, man.

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

*Pyro helps him along with less than gentle pushes.*

Learn where you own house is.

[hourai-branch.livejournal.com]

[Pokes]

[thenorthernwall]

[Olivier has seen drunkards before, and has mainly been fond of throwing them out in the snow. That said, she can't discipline anyone here in Mayfield, really, so she goes back inside to get a tin can from her scrap pile.

She winds up for the pitch, as it were, aiming for his head.]

[buildstherobots.livejournal.com]

[Dist is not, generally, grateful to be woken up earlier than intended. The noise is making it difficult to stay asleep, though, so he groggily heads out of the garage and gives Olivier an annoyed look.]

What the hell?

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

You and me both.

[Glares at him from over the top of her cup.

Heroes in her world are supposed to be brave, not drunks. You're shattering her view of what she wants to be when she grows up, why you do this.]

So why don't you suck it the fuck up, act like the hero you claim to be, and do something about it.

[convallariaceae.livejournal.com]

Ugh, you smell like alcohol and your manners match perfectly.

This is my house you lush. Now, are you going to leave or will I be putting you through the door myself?

[Yuuka still hasn't let go of him. He may notice his feet are dangling above the floor...if he could possibly notice through his hungover stupor.]

[stardust-legacy.livejournal.com]

... Let me handle this one.

We've got history.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain was confused at how he was off the ground but it was hard to tell much through his groggy state of mind. The pounding headache was first priority... then these two. Hey was that star man?]

Where the ☠☠☠☠ am I?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[He grumbled.]

All the more reason to drink... No I don't know what ☠☠☠☠ I am in here... I know I don't have my powers and this town is confusing.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[He glared back, though his gaze was far less focused. He drank more. It tasted funny... oh that's right there was no whiskey in it...]

What am I going to do? ☠☠☠☠ if I could do much before my powers. I suppose I could hit someone but that doesn't seem ☠☠☠☠ effective.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[He'd stumble and finally get out side with enough prodding.]

If I could I would! ☠☠☠☠.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[He'd snort, snore a bit then mutter as he started to wake up.]

What!? ☠☠☠☠ Okay! What?...

What's on me?

[convallariaceae.livejournal.com]

[Yuuka looks at her new not!husband for a long moment, before finally giving an annoyed sigh and dropping the hungover man unceremoniously.]

Alright then.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain, not aware she was aiming to hit him with a metal can, was snoring and laid out on his back on the roof still. How the hell did he get up there? There wasn't even a ladder nearby!]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Mutter... mutter... Snort! The Captain wakes up slowly.]

What? What are you doing in my house?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Lands in a heap, with a grunt. Muttering to the floor.]

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

Me.

Could y'keep it down with the snorin', mate? My shows're on.

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

I don't know... Something heroic.

[You are so helpful, child.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, when I find a Kitten in a ☠☠☠☠ tree I'll get right on that.

I haven't even seen a crime in this ☠☠☠☠ place... If I knew who the bad guys were I'd be hunting them.

[Through the haze of stupidity and his hangover he finally remember.]

Those ☠☠☠☠ kids! The ones that said they were killing people... I went after them but didn't find them last time.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Oh.. right...[He'd close his eyes again as if this all made perfect sense...or probably more that the hangover demanded he stop interacting for the moment.]