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hisnameisthecaptain[The Captain forgot to refill his random assortment of deadly pills sleep cocktail at work and now he had nothing to help him sleep. Still, enough alcohol should do the trick, right? Right?
Nope! The Captain gets himself nice and blacked out drunk and ends up getting himself into a new set in trouble. Luckily for you, you get to deal with it. Do you know why?
Because The Captain is at YOUR HOUSE!
Yes! Your house! He is also bare ☠☠☠☠ naked!*
You can catch him at one of the following.]
A)
[The Captain is in your living room!
Maybe he just walked in. Maybe your door is locked and he broke it! Either way you have a naked drunk may sprawled out awkwardly on your couch!]
B)
[The Captain is in your bathroom! Yes! Yours!
He might be sitting on the toilet or in the shower laid out and looking very uncomfortable. Muttering curses and other things not for young ears.]
C)
[The Captain is in your yard!
Is he stuck in your tree? How did he get up there!?
Is he just laid out on your lawn for all the world to see? How embarrassing for everyone!]
D)
[The Captain is in your bed!
Are you a light sleeper? He just stumbled into your room and is crawling under the covers with you!
Are you a deep sleeper? Be prepared for awkward spooning!]
((*OOC: If you wish The Captain can have boxers and/or pants. Maybe they are his own, maybe they are your not!dad's or even yours! Just put "Boxers!" or "Pants!" in the subject line with the option of your choice.
Choose one and enjoy!))
Nope! The Captain gets himself nice and blacked out drunk and ends up getting himself into a new set in trouble. Luckily for you, you get to deal with it. Do you know why?
Because The Captain is at YOUR HOUSE!
Yes! Your house! He is also bare ☠☠☠☠ naked!*
You can catch him at one of the following.]
A)
[The Captain is in your living room!
Maybe he just walked in. Maybe your door is locked and he broke it! Either way you have a naked drunk may sprawled out awkwardly on your couch!]
B)
[The Captain is in your bathroom! Yes! Yours!
He might be sitting on the toilet or in the shower laid out and looking very uncomfortable. Muttering curses and other things not for young ears.]
C)
[The Captain is in your yard!
Is he stuck in your tree? How did he get up there!?
Is he just laid out on your lawn for all the world to see? How embarrassing for everyone!]
D)
[The Captain is in your bed!
Are you a light sleeper? He just stumbled into your room and is crawling under the covers with you!
Are you a deep sleeper? Be prepared for awkward spooning!]
((*OOC: If you wish The Captain can have boxers and/or pants. Maybe they are his own, maybe they are your not!dad's or even yours! Just put "Boxers!" or "Pants!" in the subject line with the option of your choice.
Choose one and enjoy!))
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Date: 2011-04-23 05:06 pm (UTC)Re: Awesome
Date: 2011-04-23 05:09 pm (UTC)[It's hard to tell if he is joking, he's just kinda glaring at the wreck.]
I'm fine, I can walk home.
[All evidence says otherwise.]
Why the ☠☠☠☠ didn't I fall asleep?
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Date: 2011-04-23 05:09 pm (UTC)Blinking up at Holland.]
Going to bed... what are you doing in my house?
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Date: 2011-04-23 05:11 pm (UTC)[He mutters but he doesn't really have any self righteous anger to back it.]
Who the ☠☠☠☠ are you anyways?
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Date: 2011-04-23 05:14 pm (UTC)☠☠☠☠... how did I get in the bathroom?
... what did you guys do with my pants?
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Date: 2011-04-23 05:15 pm (UTC)Okay, so The Captain is standing up getting ready to stumble himself home with his new little bit of cover.]
D (boxers pl!)
Date: 2011-04-23 05:39 pm (UTC)of omaha]no subject
Date: 2011-04-23 08:09 pm (UTC)[Nudging with his foot.]
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Date: 2011-04-23 08:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-23 08:13 pm (UTC)Boxers it is!
Date: 2011-04-23 08:13 pm (UTC)He mutters something that sounds like a curse or complaint.]
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Date: 2011-04-23 08:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-23 08:14 pm (UTC)I'm tearing the house down.
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Date: 2011-04-23 08:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-23 08:43 pm (UTC)She's just lowering her head and shaking it in total shame. Such a pity this even happened. There goes her plans to shower, but she could probably fix that. Regardless her main priority was to make sure he gets out of the house - preferably dressed first. ]
Can you still get up? Or do you need someone to aid you in your footing?
[ Man, why does she always get the unwelcome visitors in her house. ]
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Date: 2011-04-23 09:11 pm (UTC)[Now he's just going to plant a foot on Captain's chest, hard.]
So tell me.
[He really needed to know how the hell these people were getting into his house.]
Re: Boxers it is!
Date: 2011-04-23 11:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-24 01:42 am (UTC). . .
The problem might more be getting there.
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Date: 2011-04-24 05:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-24 05:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-24 05:35 am (UTC)[Yeah, he hasn't a clue.]
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Date: 2011-04-24 05:36 am (UTC)You should ☠☠☠☠ yell at your landlord.
[Landlord... house... yeah, The Captain was beyond coherency now.]
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Date: 2011-04-24 05:38 am (UTC)It will be the morning before anyone knows something is wrong.]
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Date: 2011-04-24 05:39 am (UTC)☠☠☠☠, why did I forget my pills?
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Date: 2011-04-24 06:12 am (UTC)