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[The Captain forgot to refill his random assortment of deadly pills sleep cocktail at work and now he had nothing to help him sleep. Still, enough alcohol should do the trick, right? Right?

Nope! The Captain gets himself nice and blacked out drunk and ends up getting himself into a new set in trouble. Luckily for you, you get to deal with it. Do you know why?

Because The Captain is at YOUR HOUSE!

Yes! Your house! He is also bare ☠☠☠☠ naked!*

You can catch him at one of the following.]



A)

[The Captain is in your living room!

Maybe he just walked in. Maybe your door is locked and he broke it! Either way you have a naked drunk may sprawled out awkwardly on your couch!]



B)

[The Captain is in your bathroom! Yes! Yours!

He might be sitting on the toilet or in the shower laid out and looking very uncomfortable. Muttering curses and other things not for young ears.]



C)

[The Captain is in your yard!

Is he stuck in your tree? How did he get up there!?

Is he just laid out on your lawn for all the world to see? How embarrassing for everyone!]



D)

[The Captain is in your bed!

Are you a light sleeper? He just stumbled into your room and is crawling under the covers with you!

Are you a deep sleeper? Be prepared for awkward spooning!]



((*OOC: If you wish The Captain can have boxers and/or pants. Maybe they are his own, maybe they are your not!dad's or even yours! Just put "Boxers!" or "Pants!" in the subject line with the option of your choice.

Choose one and enjoy!))

Date: 2011-04-21 02:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hungry-monster.livejournal.com
The fact that we'd like you to leave our house? Because this isn't your bathroom in case you haven't realized that yet.

[Johan is calm of course, but keeps his sister behind him as he looks the Captain in the eyes.]

Date: 2011-04-23 08:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brotherseyes.livejournal.com
[Nina is still hiding behind her brother when she turns just a little bit red at the sight of that and raises her hand to cover her eyes. She saw plenty before, but that was when she was still shocked by his existence and he was kind of hunched over, anyway.

She's not exactly panicking anymore, but she still doesn't seem quite as calm as her brother.]


And you don't have any clothes!

Date: 2011-04-23 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
[Blinks and looks around.]

☠☠☠☠... how did I get in the bathroom?

... what did you guys do with my pants?

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