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[The Captain forgot to refill his random assortment of deadly pills sleep cocktail at work and now he had nothing to help him sleep. Still, enough alcohol should do the trick, right? Right?

Nope! The Captain gets himself nice and blacked out drunk and ends up getting himself into a new set in trouble. Luckily for you, you get to deal with it. Do you know why?

Because The Captain is at YOUR HOUSE!

Yes! Your house! He is also bare ☠☠☠☠ naked!*

You can catch him at one of the following.]



A)

[The Captain is in your living room!

Maybe he just walked in. Maybe your door is locked and he broke it! Either way you have a naked drunk may sprawled out awkwardly on your couch!]



B)

[The Captain is in your bathroom! Yes! Yours!

He might be sitting on the toilet or in the shower laid out and looking very uncomfortable. Muttering curses and other things not for young ears.]



C)

[The Captain is in your yard!

Is he stuck in your tree? How did he get up there!?

Is he just laid out on your lawn for all the world to see? How embarrassing for everyone!]



D)

[The Captain is in your bed!

Are you a light sleeper? He just stumbled into your room and is crawling under the covers with you!

Are you a deep sleeper? Be prepared for awkward spooning!]



((*OOC: If you wish The Captain can have boxers and/or pants. Maybe they are his own, maybe they are your not!dad's or even yours! Just put "Boxers!" or "Pants!" in the subject line with the option of your choice.

Choose one and enjoy!))

Date: 2011-04-22 11:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
You should probably go before he gets home.

Date: 2011-04-23 12:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
Oh... I guess I'll leave then.

[Sits up and wobbles a bit.]

Date: 2011-04-23 12:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] has-a-name.livejournal.com
... yes...

...

... he'd probably expect me to clean the mess if you get killed in here...

Date: 2011-04-23 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] has-a-name.livejournal.com
... yes...

... Gigglemesh is lazy...

Date: 2011-04-23 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
Remind me to kick his ☠☠☠☠.

I'm going to try sleeping first.

[Rolls over on his side to turn his back to her. Forgetting quick what they were talking about.]

Date: 2011-04-23 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] has-a-name.livejournal.com
... if you sleep now, he'll brutally murder you while you're asleep...

Date: 2011-04-23 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
He can kiss my ☠☠☠☠.

Date: 2011-04-23 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] has-a-name.livejournal.com
... he'd probably shove a magic sword up your ☠☠☠☠ instead...

Date: 2011-04-23 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
[Rolls over, and falls off the couch. Thud.]

I'm tearing the house down.

Date: 2011-04-23 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] has-a-name.livejournal.com
... but I live in this house...

Date: 2011-04-24 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] has-a-name.livejournal.com
... yes... you should...

Date: 2011-04-24 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
[Slowly, and with much effort, he gets himself up and moving to the door.]

Do me a favor and hold your house still okay?

Date: 2011-04-24 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] has-a-name.livejournal.com
... it's not moving...

*she'll open the door for The Captain, at least*

Date: 2011-04-24 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
[A few falls out front before he makes it to the side walk and down the street.]

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