33 Hangover - He Can Be His Own PSA [Action | Where you are!]

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[The Captain forgot to refill his random assortment of deadly pills sleep cocktail at work and now he had nothing to help him sleep. Still, enough alcohol should do the trick, right? Right?

Nope! The Captain gets himself nice and blacked out drunk and ends up getting himself into a new set in trouble. Luckily for you, you get to deal with it. Do you know why?

Because The Captain is at YOUR HOUSE!

Yes! Your house! He is also bare ☠☠☠☠ naked!*

You can catch him at one of the following.]


A)

[The Captain is in your living room!

Maybe he just walked in. Maybe your door is locked and he broke it! Either way you have a naked drunk may sprawled out awkwardly on your couch!]


B)

[The Captain is in your bathroom! Yes! Yours!

He might be sitting on the toilet or in the shower laid out and looking very uncomfortable. Muttering curses and other things not for young ears.]


C)

[The Captain is in your yard!

Is he stuck in your tree? How did he get up there!?

Is he just laid out on your lawn for all the world to see? How embarrassing for everyone!]


D)

[The Captain is in your bed!

Are you a light sleeper? He just stumbled into your room and is crawling under the covers with you!

Are you a deep sleeper? Be prepared for awkward spooning!]


((*OOC: If you wish The Captain can have boxers and/or pants. Maybe they are his own, maybe they are your not!dad's or even yours! Just put "Boxers!" or "Pants!" in the subject line with the option of your choice.

Choose one and enjoy!))

Comments

C: because Uninvited Naked Man = Garden Hose, obvs

[ooeeooahah]

Not again!

[ Ilsa walks around to the back of the house, turns on the hose, and drags it to the front yard. She is muttering dire imprecations such as... ]

Been here less than a week and there's already been two of these?

[ GOOD MORNING CAPTAIN! HAVE A BRISK SHOWER! ]

[ Also hosing off any spots he might have gotten sick on ]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

☠☠☠☠!

What!? What!?

[Rolling around and flailing.]

[ooeeooahah]

GIT your ☠☠☠☠ DRUNK ☠☠☠☠ off my ☠☠☠☠ LAWN you ☠☠☠☠-☠☠☠☠ ☠☠☠☠ DEGENERATE!

[ Keeping the spray from the garden hose trained on him but not trying to drown him. ]

[ Yet. ]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Stop! ☠☠☠☠!

I'll go... ☠☠☠☠! What the ☠☠☠☠?

[ooeeooahah]

[ She swings the water stream away from him, but not too far away. ]

Go. Home. NOW.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

☠☠☠☠ you... you go home.

[ooeeooahah]

This is not your house.

Go home or I will hose you down the street to the police station.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

... you and what army?

[ooeeooahah]

You want me to scream loud enough for a police officer to find you naked on my front lawn?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

I'm not afraid of that fat ☠☠☠☠ Grady...

... no ☠☠☠☠ it... I'll go. Just give me back my pants.

[ooeeooahah]

You left them three streets over that-a-way.

[ Pointing vaguely down the street. ]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[He'll look where she points.

He buys it.]

Oh.. how did I get this far?

Whatever...

[Starts walking that way.]