33 Hangover - He Can Be His Own PSA [Action | Where you are!]

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[The Captain forgot to refill his random assortment of deadly pills sleep cocktail at work and now he had nothing to help him sleep. Still, enough alcohol should do the trick, right? Right?

Nope! The Captain gets himself nice and blacked out drunk and ends up getting himself into a new set in trouble. Luckily for you, you get to deal with it. Do you know why?

Because The Captain is at YOUR HOUSE!

Yes! Your house! He is also bare ☠☠☠☠ naked!*

You can catch him at one of the following.]


A)

[The Captain is in your living room!

Maybe he just walked in. Maybe your door is locked and he broke it! Either way you have a naked drunk may sprawled out awkwardly on your couch!]


B)

[The Captain is in your bathroom! Yes! Yours!

He might be sitting on the toilet or in the shower laid out and looking very uncomfortable. Muttering curses and other things not for young ears.]


C)

[The Captain is in your yard!

Is he stuck in your tree? How did he get up there!?

Is he just laid out on your lawn for all the world to see? How embarrassing for everyone!]


D)

[The Captain is in your bed!

Are you a light sleeper? He just stumbled into your room and is crawling under the covers with you!

Are you a deep sleeper? Be prepared for awkward spooning!]


((*OOC: If you wish The Captain can have boxers and/or pants. Maybe they are his own, maybe they are your not!dad's or even yours! Just put "Boxers!" or "Pants!" in the subject line with the option of your choice.

Choose one and enjoy!))

Comments

B)

[brotherseyes.livejournal.com]

[Nina spent the night at Johan's last night. She's been doing that more and more since the Major shot him. It helps with the nightmares to have either he or Tenma -- or preferably both -- nearby when she wakes up again.

So of course that morning, she's still in a nightgown when she goes into the bathroom, carrying a towel, a spare set of clothes, a toothbrush and some other necessities, and flips on a light.

Something is immediately and obvious wrong. There's a movement or a noise that Nina of all people is certainly alert enough to notice, even early in the morning. She sets her things down on the counter and goes over to the shower, prying the shower curtain open.

The resulting scream is loud enough to wake the dead, let alone Johan (if he hasn't already left yet) and anyone else who might share the house with him.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

☠☠☠☠! What!?

Who...


[The Captain tries to get up, using the shower curtain, it tears and he falls out of the tub.]

[brotherseyes.livejournal.com]

[MORE SCREAMING AND LEAPING TEN FEET IN THE AIR

Before she grabs the plunger or whatever's near by and starts beating him with it.]

Get out! Get out! What's wrong with you?!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Ow! ☠☠☠☠! What are you doing!?

[Flails... she might see his back hand smash the sink counter. He's strong!

He doesn't manage to stop her at all though.]

[hungry-monster.livejournal.com]

[Johan was in the other room when he heard his sister scream. He quickly makes his way to the room and....


Okay even he wasn't expecting that. Just going to stand to the side and let his sister continue beating the guy.]

We'd like you to leave now.

[brotherseyes.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to get you out of here! Why you would just go into someone's house like this? And how did you even get in here in the first place?!

[For once, she actually agrees with Johan, even if she not nearly as calm about it.

And then Nina is going to stop hitting him when he smashes the sink counter, electing to run behind her brother to hide from the drunk guy.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Slips a bit before finally standing up. Giving them a full frontal without shame...]

I want you to leave... I was going to sleep... what is wrong with you guys...?

[hungry-monster.livejournal.com]

The fact that we'd like you to leave our house? Because this isn't your bathroom in case you haven't realized that yet.

[Johan is calm of course, but keeps his sister behind him as he looks the Captain in the eyes.]

[brotherseyes.livejournal.com]

[Nina is still hiding behind her brother when she turns just a little bit red at the sight of that and raises her hand to cover her eyes. She saw plenty before, but that was when she was still shocked by his existence and he was kind of hunched over, anyway.

She's not exactly panicking anymore, but she still doesn't seem quite as calm as her brother.]

And you don't have any clothes!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Blinks and looks around.]

☠☠☠☠... how did I get in the bathroom?

... what did you guys do with my pants?