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hisnameisthecaptain[The Captain forgot to refill his random assortment of deadly pills sleep cocktail at work and now he had nothing to help him sleep. Still, enough alcohol should do the trick, right? Right?
Nope! The Captain gets himself nice and blacked out drunk and ends up getting himself into a new set in trouble. Luckily for you, you get to deal with it. Do you know why?
Because The Captain is at YOUR HOUSE!
Yes! Your house! He is also bare ☠☠☠☠ naked!*
You can catch him at one of the following.]
A)
[The Captain is in your living room!
Maybe he just walked in. Maybe your door is locked and he broke it! Either way you have a naked drunk may sprawled out awkwardly on your couch!]
B)
[The Captain is in your bathroom! Yes! Yours!
He might be sitting on the toilet or in the shower laid out and looking very uncomfortable. Muttering curses and other things not for young ears.]
C)
[The Captain is in your yard!
Is he stuck in your tree? How did he get up there!?
Is he just laid out on your lawn for all the world to see? How embarrassing for everyone!]
D)
[The Captain is in your bed!
Are you a light sleeper? He just stumbled into your room and is crawling under the covers with you!
Are you a deep sleeper? Be prepared for awkward spooning!]
((*OOC: If you wish The Captain can have boxers and/or pants. Maybe they are his own, maybe they are your not!dad's or even yours! Just put "Boxers!" or "Pants!" in the subject line with the option of your choice.
Choose one and enjoy!))
Nope! The Captain gets himself nice and blacked out drunk and ends up getting himself into a new set in trouble. Luckily for you, you get to deal with it. Do you know why?
Because The Captain is at YOUR HOUSE!
Yes! Your house! He is also bare ☠☠☠☠ naked!*
You can catch him at one of the following.]
A)
[The Captain is in your living room!
Maybe he just walked in. Maybe your door is locked and he broke it! Either way you have a naked drunk may sprawled out awkwardly on your couch!]
B)
[The Captain is in your bathroom! Yes! Yours!
He might be sitting on the toilet or in the shower laid out and looking very uncomfortable. Muttering curses and other things not for young ears.]
C)
[The Captain is in your yard!
Is he stuck in your tree? How did he get up there!?
Is he just laid out on your lawn for all the world to see? How embarrassing for everyone!]
D)
[The Captain is in your bed!
Are you a light sleeper? He just stumbled into your room and is crawling under the covers with you!
Are you a deep sleeper? Be prepared for awkward spooning!]
((*OOC: If you wish The Captain can have boxers and/or pants. Maybe they are his own, maybe they are your not!dad's or even yours! Just put "Boxers!" or "Pants!" in the subject line with the option of your choice.
Choose one and enjoy!))
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Re: A
Date: 2011-04-21 03:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-21 03:02 am (UTC)What did Miakis do with my pants?!
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Date: 2011-04-21 03:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-21 03:09 am (UTC)Being drunk with super strength is a frightening thing.
Laying on the floor, groaning when Ken returns.]
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Date: 2011-04-21 03:16 am (UTC)What the...Shit. Captain! You ok there man? [He's worried, he's going to try and check on the dude.]
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Date: 2011-04-21 03:18 am (UTC)Ow... ☠☠☠☠... yeah... ☠☠☠☠... who hit me?
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Date: 2011-04-21 03:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-21 03:37 am (UTC)That table... has a good right hook...
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Date: 2011-04-21 03:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-21 03:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-21 03:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-21 03:54 am (UTC)[His headache might actually have been the table, not a hangover.]
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Date: 2011-04-21 03:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-21 03:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-21 04:06 am (UTC)You'll feel better soon...
/threadjaaaack
Date: 2011-04-21 05:01 am (UTC)Ken? What are you-?
...................
[Of all the things he was expecting, a visit from the town drunk wasn't one of them. Especially because this is his first time meeting the Captain.
And remember kids, first impressions are the most important.][So readjustment of posting order I guess?]
Date: 2011-04-21 05:24 am (UTC)Omi, this is the Captain, don't worry, he's big but he's somewhat harmless.
Sure, let's go with this order. Ken, Captain, then Omi
Date: 2011-04-22 03:09 am (UTC)Nice to meet you kid.
[The broken table and his own bruises made this scene all the better.]
Okay
Date: 2011-04-23 04:45 am (UTC)[Not too sure what to make of this guy, he looks back at Ken.]
What were you guys doing and why is the table broken?
Awesome
Date: 2011-04-23 06:56 am (UTC)Don't look at me, he's epically drunk and tripped. You crashing on the couch tonight Captain or you think you're ok enough to go home.
Re: Awesome
Date: 2011-04-23 05:09 pm (UTC)[It's hard to tell if he is joking, he's just kinda glaring at the wreck.]
I'm fine, I can walk home.
[All evidence says otherwise.]
Why the ☠☠☠☠ didn't I fall asleep?
Re: Awesome
Date: 2011-04-25 04:12 am (UTC)Wow, talk about totally missing this, whoops
Date: 2011-04-29 02:08 am (UTC)hehe
Date: 2011-04-29 04:44 am (UTC)[Notice him not try and get up though. He might be stubborn but he's not going to physically protest.]