33 Hangover - He Can Be His Own PSA [Action | Where you are!]

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[The Captain forgot to refill his random assortment of deadly pills sleep cocktail at work and now he had nothing to help him sleep. Still, enough alcohol should do the trick, right? Right?

Nope! The Captain gets himself nice and blacked out drunk and ends up getting himself into a new set in trouble. Luckily for you, you get to deal with it. Do you know why?

Because The Captain is at YOUR HOUSE!

Yes! Your house! He is also bare ☠☠☠☠ naked!*

You can catch him at one of the following.]


A)

[The Captain is in your living room!

Maybe he just walked in. Maybe your door is locked and he broke it! Either way you have a naked drunk may sprawled out awkwardly on your couch!]


B)

[The Captain is in your bathroom! Yes! Yours!

He might be sitting on the toilet or in the shower laid out and looking very uncomfortable. Muttering curses and other things not for young ears.]


C)

[The Captain is in your yard!

Is he stuck in your tree? How did he get up there!?

Is he just laid out on your lawn for all the world to see? How embarrassing for everyone!]


D)

[The Captain is in your bed!

Are you a light sleeper? He just stumbled into your room and is crawling under the covers with you!

Are you a deep sleeper? Be prepared for awkward spooning!]


((*OOC: If you wish The Captain can have boxers and/or pants. Maybe they are his own, maybe they are your not!dad's or even yours! Just put "Boxers!" or "Pants!" in the subject line with the option of your choice.

Choose one and enjoy!))

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[luxuriality.livejournal.com]

[ You can see she's visibly annoyed, and quite possibly the most irritable person in mayfield right now. Normally she's polite but a drunk, sprawled out man in her fucking shower is a no. ]

You...

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[luxuriality.livejournal.com]

[ Now this mocking sad face ]

And just when you think this town couldn't bring you anything more disgusting.

Excuse me, mister, may you please awaken and go home?

[ not really amused at all. |:

Oh, yes, she's also incredibly hot and is showing off her body in a nightgown that absolutely clings to her curves, low cut, backless, high rise, etc.

She's the incarnation of Lust, after all! ]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The muttering is the first sign he might be awake but not nearly coherent.

He finally get's out through all the mumbled nonsense.]

... my bathroom... get out.

[luxuriality.livejournal.com]

[ from in front of the shower curtain ]

You are on 1652 Albright Lane, or the home I was assigned by the town. I have no idea how you got here, or how you you are in your state of undress, but I digress.

I'd appreciate it if you allowed myself to take a shower and remove your nudity presence from myself immediately. There should be some clothes in my room that are designed for someone of your gender and build.

[ Linefacing so hard right now. What is mayfield even doing. ]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

... fine then.

[It's apparent he zoned out part way through what she said but it still was effective. He tries getting up...

... pulling on the shower curtain to do so and ends up tearing it right off the hooks. Landing back in the tub and hitting the back of his head.]

Ow! ☠☠☠☠!

[luxuriality.livejournal.com]

[ If I had a facepalm icon I'd be using it right now.

She's just lowering her head and shaking it in total shame. Such a pity this even happened. There goes her plans to shower, but she could probably fix that. Regardless her main priority was to make sure he gets out of the house - preferably dressed first. ]

Can you still get up? Or do you need someone to aid you in your footing?

[ Man, why does she always get the unwelcome visitors in her house. ]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

No, I'm good. ☠☠☠☠ you. Get out.

[Yeah, he hasn't a clue.]

[luxuriality.livejournal.com]

[ And so she will. You'll hear the faint sound of a chair dragging if one really focuses. Lust is keeping it there to detour the captain. She'll be locking herself in the drone kid's room though.

Enjoy your little only choice. If you don't just toss the chair out of the way, in the room you're supposed to go in there'll be some spare clothes laid out before you. The ugliest clothes but clothes none the less. ]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[He'll eventually get up and get out. After he has time to realize this probably not a good place to rest.

He puts pants on at least when he sees them and heads out the front door.]

[luxuriality.livejournal.com]

[ and Lust will continue on with her day but she won't forget about this for a long time ]