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[The Captain forgot to refill his random assortment of deadly pills sleep cocktail at work and now he had nothing to help him sleep. Still, enough alcohol should do the trick, right? Right?
Nope! The Captain gets himself nice and blacked out drunk and ends up getting himself into a new set in trouble. Luckily for you, you get to deal with it. Do you know why?
Because The Captain is at YOUR HOUSE!
Yes! Your house! He is also bare ☠☠☠☠ naked!*
You can catch him at one of the following.]
A)
[The Captain is in your living room!
Maybe he just walked in. Maybe your door is locked and he broke it! Either way you have a naked drunk may sprawled out awkwardly on your couch!]
B)
[The Captain is in your bathroom! Yes! Yours!
He might be sitting on the toilet or in the shower laid out and looking very uncomfortable. Muttering curses and other things not for young ears.]
C)
[The Captain is in your yard!
Is he stuck in your tree? How did he get up there!?
Is he just laid out on your lawn for all the world to see? How embarrassing for everyone!]
D)
[The Captain is in your bed!
Are you a light sleeper? He just stumbled into your room and is crawling under the covers with you!
Are you a deep sleeper? Be prepared for awkward spooning!]
((*OOC: If you wish The Captain can have boxers and/or pants. Maybe they are his own, maybe they are your not!dad's or even yours! Just put "Boxers!" or "Pants!" in the subject line with the option of your choice.
Choose one and enjoy!))
Nope! The Captain gets himself nice and blacked out drunk and ends up getting himself into a new set in trouble. Luckily for you, you get to deal with it. Do you know why?
Because The Captain is at YOUR HOUSE!
Yes! Your house! He is also bare ☠☠☠☠ naked!*
You can catch him at one of the following.]
A)
[The Captain is in your living room!
Maybe he just walked in. Maybe your door is locked and he broke it! Either way you have a naked drunk may sprawled out awkwardly on your couch!]
B)
[The Captain is in your bathroom! Yes! Yours!
He might be sitting on the toilet or in the shower laid out and looking very uncomfortable. Muttering curses and other things not for young ears.]
C)
[The Captain is in your yard!
Is he stuck in your tree? How did he get up there!?
Is he just laid out on your lawn for all the world to see? How embarrassing for everyone!]
D)
[The Captain is in your bed!
Are you a light sleeper? He just stumbled into your room and is crawling under the covers with you!
Are you a deep sleeper? Be prepared for awkward spooning!]
((*OOC: If you wish The Captain can have boxers and/or pants. Maybe they are his own, maybe they are your not!dad's or even yours! Just put "Boxers!" or "Pants!" in the subject line with the option of your choice.
Choose one and enjoy!))
A - Whatever you prefer
Date: 2011-04-21 02:53 am (UTC)[Lucas immediately averts his gaze at the sight of partially-unclothed men, flushing extremely red. From out of the corner of his eye . . . Someone familiar? Vaguely familiar? .... He'll sneak a quick peek - oh augh bare miss there...
Lucas will edge slowly out of the room and return 10 seconds later struggling with drone!mom's comforter.]
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Date: 2011-04-21 02:56 am (UTC)Hey kid! Why are you ... being a dream person... do I dream?
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Date: 2011-04-21 02:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-21 03:01 am (UTC)Huh... what... ☠☠☠☠ why am I on my couch?
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Date: 2011-04-21 03:12 am (UTC)I . . . I wouldn't know. M-Maybe you should lie back down....
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Date: 2011-04-21 03:14 am (UTC)[Yeah, he tried to take a step.
Yes, he tripped on the comforter.
Yes, that's his face hitting the ground with a solid thud.
For some reason holding the comforter to keep himself decent was a better use for his hands than breaking his fall.]
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Date: 2011-04-21 03:28 am (UTC)[Well the view wasn't nearly as bad from the other side but Lucas will make haste to roll the Captain over, anyway. Roll roll roll why are you so heavy Captain....]
Are you OK?!
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Date: 2011-04-21 03:43 am (UTC)... no... is my nose broken?
[It's not but he'll have a nice lump on his forehead.]
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Date: 2011-04-22 12:59 am (UTC)[Your nose is kinda unshapely in the first place, sorry, Captain. Lucas will pour some healing onto the Captain's face anyway.]
But that can't hurt. ... Can you get back on the couch?
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Date: 2011-04-22 03:18 am (UTC)Yeah... sure... that's easy.
[No, it's not. He kinda crawls. Luckily a bit more wrapped up now so that means he won't loose the covering.]
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Date: 2011-04-22 03:30 am (UTC)Y-You're kinda heavy .....
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Date: 2011-04-22 03:37 am (UTC)Yeah... yeah, ☠☠☠☠ beer gut...
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Date: 2011-04-23 03:17 am (UTC)... You should rest for a while. I'll help you home when you're ready to move.
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Date: 2011-04-23 03:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-24 01:42 am (UTC). . .
The problem might more be getting there.
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Date: 2011-04-24 05:39 am (UTC)☠☠☠☠, why did I forget my pills?
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Date: 2011-04-25 04:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-25 11:59 pm (UTC)[Just kinda muttering with his eyes closed.]
Sorry for late, a lot of stuff came up. =( Feel free to ignore.
Date: 2011-04-28 01:20 am (UTC)I back tag forever, you know that.
Date: 2011-04-29 04:42 am (UTC)Yeah, I spent a week waking up under a mound of coal just to suffocate before I could claw my way out.
Every morning.
For a week.
Merry ☠☠☠☠ Christmas right?
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Date: 2011-04-30 09:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-30 10:49 pm (UTC)But I found pills at work that fix that problem so I'm good, I just got to remember to refill it.
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Date: 2011-05-01 01:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-01 05:26 am (UTC)I mean ☠☠☠☠, I tried it without and now I am in your house.
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Date: 2011-05-01 08:34 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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