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[The Captain forgot to refill his random assortment of deadly pills sleep cocktail at work and now he had nothing to help him sleep. Still, enough alcohol should do the trick, right? Right?

Nope! The Captain gets himself nice and blacked out drunk and ends up getting himself into a new set in trouble. Luckily for you, you get to deal with it. Do you know why?

Because The Captain is at YOUR HOUSE!

Yes! Your house! He is also bare ☠☠☠☠ naked!*

You can catch him at one of the following.]



A)

[The Captain is in your living room!

Maybe he just walked in. Maybe your door is locked and he broke it! Either way you have a naked drunk may sprawled out awkwardly on your couch!]



B)

[The Captain is in your bathroom! Yes! Yours!

He might be sitting on the toilet or in the shower laid out and looking very uncomfortable. Muttering curses and other things not for young ears.]



C)

[The Captain is in your yard!

Is he stuck in your tree? How did he get up there!?

Is he just laid out on your lawn for all the world to see? How embarrassing for everyone!]



D)

[The Captain is in your bed!

Are you a light sleeper? He just stumbled into your room and is crawling under the covers with you!

Are you a deep sleeper? Be prepared for awkward spooning!]



((*OOC: If you wish The Captain can have boxers and/or pants. Maybe they are his own, maybe they are your not!dad's or even yours! Just put "Boxers!" or "Pants!" in the subject line with the option of your choice.

Choose one and enjoy!))

A - Whatever you prefer

Date: 2011-04-21 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com
W-Wha?!

[Lucas immediately averts his gaze at the sight of partially-unclothed men, flushing extremely red. From out of the corner of his eye . . . Someone familiar? Vaguely familiar? .... He'll sneak a quick peek - oh augh bare miss there...

Lucas will edge slowly out of the room and return 10 seconds later struggling with drone!mom's comforter.]

Date: 2011-04-21 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
[He barely glances over and gives a goofy grin.]

Hey kid! Why are you ... being a dream person... do I dream?

Date: 2011-04-21 02:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com
[Still slowly edging . . . Lucas will peek out from behind as he holds it out in front of him like some kind of shield.]

Date: 2011-04-21 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
[The Captain will snag it. Standing up and putting it on like a large dress...]

Huh... what... ☠☠☠☠ why am I on my couch?

Date: 2011-04-21 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com
[Lucas will flail a little at that and try to push the Captain back down. It is a blanket not clothing you are going to ruin it forever if you hold it that close to ... those parts.]

I . . . I wouldn't know. M-Maybe you should lie back down....

Date: 2011-04-21 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
I'm fine... I'm a super he... ☠☠☠☠!

[Yeah, he tried to take a step.

Yes, he tripped on the comforter.

Yes, that's his face hitting the ground with a solid thud.

For some reason holding the comforter to keep himself decent was a better use for his hands than breaking his fall.]

Date: 2011-04-21 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com
Mr. Captain . . . !

[Well the view wasn't nearly as bad from the other side but Lucas will make haste to roll the Captain over, anyway. Roll roll roll why are you so heavy Captain....]

Are you OK?!

Date: 2011-04-21 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
[Getting wrapped up in the blanket.]

... no... is my nose broken?

[It's not but he'll have a nice lump on his forehead.]

Date: 2011-04-22 12:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com
I'm not sure . . .

[Your nose is kinda unshapely in the first place, sorry, Captain. Lucas will pour some healing onto the Captain's face anyway.]

But that can't hurt. ... Can you get back on the couch?

Date: 2011-04-22 03:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
[He'll take the healing. It will help with the headache.]

Yeah... sure... that's easy.

[No, it's not. He kinda crawls. Luckily a bit more wrapped up now so that means he won't loose the covering.]

Date: 2011-04-22 03:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com
[Lucas is just gonna reach down now and try and help him off the floor. This is probably completely and totally ineffectual, but Lucas will keep trying anyway.]

Y-You're kinda heavy .....

Date: 2011-04-22 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
[He'll eventually get it. Maybe Lucas helped! Or maybe not... still he is now kinda slumped on the couch.]

Yeah... yeah, ☠☠☠☠ beer gut...

Date: 2011-04-23 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com
Um.

... You should rest for a while. I'll help you home when you're ready to move.

Date: 2011-04-23 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
I'm fine, I know my way home.

Date: 2011-04-24 01:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com
Yes.

. . .

The problem might more be getting there.

Date: 2011-04-24 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
Yeah... your right.

☠☠☠☠, why did I forget my pills?

Date: 2011-04-25 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com
I'm going to say it's because your subconscious still wants to be sober. No more pills or alcohol for now, OK? Just, um. Try to sleep.

Date: 2011-04-25 11:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
Haven't been able to sleep without the pills since Christmas... ☠☠☠☠ this town.

[Just kinda muttering with his eyes closed.]
From: [identity profile] a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com
You have trouble sleeping? ... Is there any reason for it that you know of?

I back tag forever, you know that.

Date: 2011-04-29 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
[He's still far from sober, so sure.]

Yeah, I spent a week waking up under a mound of coal just to suffocate before I could claw my way out.

Every morning.

For a week.

Merry ☠☠☠☠ Christmas right?

Date: 2011-04-30 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com
Did this happen here?! During that time when the wishes were happening? B-But I remember what you asked for! That wasn't it at all....

Date: 2011-04-30 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
Nope, it wasn't. Every time I try sleeping I just wake up ☠☠☠☠ screaming.

But I found pills at work that fix that problem so I'm good, I just got to remember to refill it.

Date: 2011-05-01 01:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com
Drugs that make you go to sleep . . . ? We have gas that does that, but I don't think it's very good for you...

Date: 2011-05-01 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
Yeah, probably not but I don't got many choices at this point.

I mean ☠☠☠☠, I tried it without and now I am in your house.

Date: 2011-05-01 08:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com
...Do you want me to see if I can try to do anything to help?

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