42nd Hangover - Milk Does a Superhero Good Right? [Event!]

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[Phone | Everyone]

☠☠☠☠ this town, seriously.

This is The Captain.

To all the other heroes out there, man the ☠☠☠☠ up and protect those stuck with you.

After this, we're all going to talk.


[August 16th | Poison]
[The Captain chugs the milk, first day.

It doesn't do a body good. He'll come home from work early and spend all night in the bathroom cursing, vomiting and groaning. Enjoy, housemates.]


[August 17th | Hallucinations]
[The Captain chugs again, even though he spent most the night blowing it out both ends.

You'll catch him anywhere around town, running and screaming. Flailing about and even flying up into trees. Nothing seems to be assaulting him though.]


[August 18th | Razors]
[The Captain chugs again, not about to give up!

Anyone can catch him out front, vomiting up milk and razor blades onto the pavement.

That doesn't look pretty.]


[August 19th | Spiders]
[Nope, not going to quit.

This time he's flailing around, wrecking the living room and crashing through the door into the front yard.

Rolling around in the dirt and shouting.

Okay, this time little black somethings are crawling all over him.]


[August 20th | Poison again!]
[Again with the milk.

The Captain is back in the bathroom all day. Cursing and moaning. Eventually, he breaks the toilet.

Fuji may want to find another place to sleep as very dirty water leaks from the top floor into the kitchen.]


[August 21st | Fortified Poison]
[The Captain will not be stopped. He is a super hero!

Muttering to himself.]

☠☠☠☠ you, Milkman.

[Chugs the milk.

......

Anyone can find him on the front step of 1250 Williams Road, dead. His skin a little too pale and his face contorted in agony.]


[What a week.]

Comments

[August 19th]

[distortits.livejournal.com]

[Fujino had been very patient for the past few days, given that she was ordered not to drink the milk. Being the good girl that she is, she did her usual duties around the house as usual, sometimes even watching over her not!dad and trying to at least help alleviate the craziness.

Except for maybe today, as she's just woken up wondering what's causing all the ruckus outside.]

...Father?

Re: [August 19th]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

☠☠☠☠! ☠☠☠☠! Save yourself!

They're crawling inside everything!

[August 19th]

[distortits.livejournal.com]

Um...all right, then...

[Just gonna. Go inside to get a broom and whack all over the little spiders that are in the house.

A few minutes later though, she'll just take a peek outside to see how the Captain is doing.]

[August 19th]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[He's stripped down to his boxers by now.

He's digging his hand in his boxers too. Squirming all the while as he tries to rid himself of the biting spiders.]

[August 19th]

[distortits.livejournal.com]

[That is...a little disturbing, to say the least. She simply heads back in to squish some more of those little buggers, and heads up the stairs.

Moments later, she comes back down, though she stands off the side of the front door and holds out a pair of pants.]

Re: [August 19th]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[He'll notice her eventually, take his hand out of his underwear and walk on over.

Shaking his leg now and then to shake off the last spiders, all the ones from there are dead and crushed.

Taking the pants.]

Thanks... that could have been worse.

[She'll see a couple of spiders in his thinning hair, he hasn't noticed yet as they move.]

[August 19th]

[distortits.livejournal.com]

Mm-hmm! No problem at all.

[She takes a little glance for a moment.]

Um, you've got...[Makes a little gesture towards the head.]

[August 19th] 1/2

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

I got a what?

[He hasn't put his pants on yet.

Looking up...]

[August 19th] 2/2

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[One craws onto his eye, and bites.

He screams.]

[August 19th]

[distortits.livejournal.com]

[Just gonna. Stand and watch, yuuuup. She would whack away the spiders on his head, but she ain't taking the risk of getting a swing and poking out one of his eyes by accident.

Also, she may or may not be trying to keep a straight face at this hilarity.]