Yeah! It's ☠☠☠☠ easy! Landing's the hard part. They never teach you that....
[He turns from the window now on the roof and sees the town at night. Everything spins! The Captain is too drunk to be on someone's roof!
The Captain leans over and pukes on the roof. Leaning a bit too far he falls, rolling off the roof and off the roof. Cursing the entire way until the sickening crunch of him landing on the front porch head first. Breaking his own neck.
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Date: 2010-03-15 03:26 am (UTC)Yeah! It's ☠☠☠☠ easy! Landing's the hard part. They never teach you that....
[He turns from the window now on the roof and sees the town at night. Everything spins! The Captain is too drunk to be on someone's roof!
The Captain leans over and pukes on the roof. Leaning a bit too far he falls, rolling off the roof and off the roof. Cursing the entire way until the sickening crunch of him landing on the front porch head first. Breaking his own neck.
The Captain is dead.]