Bender 3 - Alive Again

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[[To Anyone outside, The Captain is walking down the streets exploring and obviously lost.  The whole town looping back on itself has confused him as he didn't bother to read street names or house numbers.]]

[The Captain is back from having many eventful encounters, most of which he can barely remember.  Some of which he can't remember at all.

The Captain is not sure how his arm healed overnight.  Only that he is back to his normal self.  Well more normal than his usual self at least.  He is sober as well this time around, able to form somewhat coherent thoughts.  Dressed in normal attire for this place, only his shirt is undone.  He'd have to deal with the slacks for now.

He is wandering around town lost.  Trying to make sense of all this suburbia.  Muttering to himself about Beyond.]

Comments

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, ☠☠☠☠. I think this is some other stupid thing Beyond made up.

I figured it'd be a ☠☠☠☠ trap. If I could fly I'd be out of this ☠☠☠☠.

[child-abuser.livejournal.com]

I figured if I punched enough people and broke enough shit, whoever trapped me here would come out, and then I could beat his ass and get out of here. But so far that hasn't been working.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

☠☠☠☠ when I hit things all I break anymore are my fingers... I used to be able to punch through metal and ☠☠☠☠.

If I found who did this to us I'd take a ☠☠☠☠ pipe to his head and then kill him... and then ☠☠☠☠ him...

[child-abuser.livejournal.com]

[Jecht grins and claps the Captain on the shoulder.]

"Now you're speakin' my language. It's real frustrating not knowing whose head to bust."

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Well that was a shock, so many people have been hitting him lately.]

Yeah, I used to have it easy. Find the ☠☠☠☠, fly up and put his teeth through the back of his head. But I lost all my power...

[child-abuser.livejournal.com]

You don't gotta tell me. I used to have a big-ass sword, and a metal gauntlet. And I could transform and kick even more ass. But all that? Gone after I showed up here. I don't even have my clothes. I mean, look at this shit they got me wearin'.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Big ☠☠☠☠ sword? ☠☠☠☠ them.

Yeah! Who wears this ☠☠☠☠ anyways? I think I saw a movie once like this, but I was drunk so who knows.

[child-abuser.livejournal.com]

You should lay off that shit. It's bad for you.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Have you gotten a good look at me? I don't think alcohol is the worse of my problems.

[child-abuser.livejournal.com]

Okay, you got me there.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

So it's settled.

If I find the guy, dinosaur, ☠☠☠☠ whatever... I'll ☠☠☠☠ kill it and then tell you and you can ☠☠☠☠ kill it.

[child-abuser.livejournal.com]

Dinosaurs. Now there's a good fight. I gotta say, though, I kinda hope it's a human. Nothin' better than beatin' some guy senseless, one on one, man to man.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the dinosaur kept saying how it couldn't be killed... Well if it lived it's in a lot of pain right now.