Bender 17 - Tree House Blues (Action)
Jun. 8th, 2010 06:50 pm[The Captain is...
BUILDING A TREE HOUSE!
Well, he's trying. He has boards. He has a shovel for some apparent reason. He is trying to hit screws through boards with a hammer. He started painting some of the boards before putting them up. It's probably dangerous to stand on any of the boards stuck between branches.
There are metal pointy bits stuck all around as well. Luckily, The Captain can't be seriously injured by such things. Unfortunately, most anyone else can. You could be hurt by just helping, let alone trying to climb on it. Even walking nearby was dangerous as things might fall or go flying at any given time.
The Captain almost feels bad for making kids cry. Even when he tries to help kids it usually ends poorly and with someone lecturing him. So here is, trying to help kids. Trying to give them something to play with and forget about the miserable ☠☠☠☠ of a town.
Feel free to try and help him. Feel free to try to stop him and stop him from eventually maiming children horribly.]
BUILDING A TREE HOUSE!
Well, he's trying. He has boards. He has a shovel for some apparent reason. He is trying to hit screws through boards with a hammer. He started painting some of the boards before putting them up. It's probably dangerous to stand on any of the boards stuck between branches.
There are metal pointy bits stuck all around as well. Luckily, The Captain can't be seriously injured by such things. Unfortunately, most anyone else can. You could be hurt by just helping, let alone trying to climb on it. Even walking nearby was dangerous as things might fall or go flying at any given time.
The Captain almost feels bad for making kids cry. Even when he tries to help kids it usually ends poorly and with someone lecturing him. So here is, trying to help kids. Trying to give them something to play with and forget about the miserable ☠☠☠☠ of a town.
Feel free to try and help him. Feel free to try to stop him and stop him from eventually maiming children horribly.]