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[After being murdered horrifically, again, The Captain will spend the morning drinking the dead man’s hangover away. Sometime tonight, he sobers up and gives a call to the town.]
[[Phone | Unfiltered]]
“Hey, Mayfield.
Anyone else meet a psycho ☠☠☠☠ and end up dead?
Also, it’s not all that surprising anymore. Honestly, it’s not even ☠☠☠☠ scary. I’ve died all sorts of ways and been droned quite a bit. It’s just getting old.
So, to those of you who think your scary, ☠☠☠☠ off. You got nothing that hasn’t been done here before. Stop trying, and start doing something useful. Or sit back and pretend like you matter.”
[So, maybe not entirely sober. Still, The Captain is no longer impressed.]
[[Phone | Unfiltered]]
“Hey, Mayfield.
Anyone else meet a psycho ☠☠☠☠ and end up dead?
Also, it’s not all that surprising anymore. Honestly, it’s not even ☠☠☠☠ scary. I’ve died all sorts of ways and been droned quite a bit. It’s just getting old.
So, to those of you who think your scary, ☠☠☠☠ off. You got nothing that hasn’t been done here before. Stop trying, and start doing something useful. Or sit back and pretend like you matter.”
[So, maybe not entirely sober. Still, The Captain is no longer impressed.]
