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hisnameisthecaptain[The Captain has stepped out into his yard, carrying a toaster. Hopefully his wife and kid won't miss it.
Because he is throwing it! Taking a few moments to figure out where he chucks it, hard. The toaster soars and will probably crater somewhere in the yard of 337 Brady Lane! Merry Christmas Theo Crawford!
The Captain would never had gotten close if he wasn't so ungodly sober right now.
Going back inside and picking up the phone and calling Theo again.]
"You see that? Did I hit you by chance? If not I can try the fridge. Or the car.
Or was that super enough for you?"
Because he is throwing it! Taking a few moments to figure out where he chucks it, hard. The toaster soars and will probably crater somewhere in the yard of 337 Brady Lane! Merry Christmas Theo Crawford!
The Captain would never had gotten close if he wasn't so ungodly sober right now.
Going back inside and picking up the phone and calling Theo again.]
"You see that? Did I hit you by chance? If not I can try the fridge. Or the car.
Or was that super enough for you?"
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Date: 2011-01-12 02:47 am (UTC)[GODDAMNSONOFABITCHINDRUNKEXCUSEFORASOCALLEDHERO GGGGGGGRRRRRRRRR]
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Date: 2011-01-12 02:50 am (UTC)DONE. wow i spell so gud
Date: 2011-01-12 02:51 am (UTC)You're a lousy shot!
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Date: 2011-01-12 02:52 am (UTC)You want to call a truce? Meet up and shake hands maybe?"
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Date: 2011-01-12 03:26 pm (UTC)Unfortunately, this house belonged under his domain and it was a king's right to strike back.
So he picks a throwing lance out from his great treasury...a weapon that was once created for psychological warfare. From Theo's yard, he draws back and HEAVES it in the same direction the toaster came from.
Have you ever heard the sound a Stuka Dive Bomber Siren (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMZrW0p2INY&feature=related) makes? You're now hearing that approaching your house, Captain.]
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Date: 2011-01-12 05:28 pm (UTC)... So it works like a dream. He panics!]
"What the ☠☠☠☠ is that!?"
[Well it sounds bad. So The Captain is going to do the only logical thing. He runs over to his car, picks it up and holds it over his head like a massive metal shield.]
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Date: 2011-01-12 07:01 pm (UTC)What the hell did you just do?
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Date: 2011-01-13 02:16 am (UTC)It is the right of a king to retaliate when his dominion has been challenged.
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Date: 2011-01-13 02:28 am (UTC)He just assumes Theo couldn't throw that so who just threw a javelin at him?]
"What was that?"
[Asking no one, just kinda walking over to the hole in the dirt.]
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Date: 2011-01-12 02:51 am (UTC)Did you just, like, blow up my neighbor's yard?
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Date: 2011-01-12 02:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-12 02:57 am (UTC)So, did you?
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Date: 2011-01-12 03:40 am (UTC)Hopefully that will get the little ☠☠☠☠ jumping all night."
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Date: 2011-01-12 03:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-12 03:52 am (UTC)Hey, think of a good super hero name?"
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Date: 2011-01-12 03:57 am (UTC)Wolfman's probably taken, right? I don't read comics. [or read]
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Date: 2011-01-12 04:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-12 04:30 am (UTC)Hm. [THESE ARE THE SOUNDS OF DEEP THOUGHT] ... Asskick McFuckYouUp. I think that gets my message across.
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Date: 2011-01-12 10:04 pm (UTC)Right now I only got the super strength back. Oh yeah, and the costume. What do you think? (http://img8.imageshack.us/i/thecaptainfull.jpg/)"
[He'll pose.]
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Date: 2011-01-13 12:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-13 12:10 am (UTC)When I get all my powers back only reality bending horrors will be able to stop me."
[And aggressive women who are not afraid to hurt him, but he won't mention that.]
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Date: 2011-01-14 12:18 am (UTC)Though I also told someone I wouldn't go provoke them. I guess I am just going to have to wait for him to give me the chance."
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Date: 2011-01-14 12:23 am (UTC)But, you know, I'm making a list and stuff of people who can do things to help. So if we ever come up with a plan, we'll know exactly what to do and who can do it!
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