21st Hangover - The Captain Wants To Make a Point [Action]

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[The Captain has stepped out into his yard, carrying a toaster. Hopefully his wife and kid won't miss it.

Because he is throwing it! Taking a few moments to figure out where he chucks it, hard. The toaster soars and will probably crater somewhere in the yard of 337 Brady Lane! Merry Christmas Theo Crawford!

The Captain would never had gotten close if he wasn't so ungodly sober right now.

Going back inside and picking up the phone and calling Theo again.]

"You see that? Did I hit you by chance? If not I can try the fridge. Or the car.

Or was that super enough for you?"

Comments

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

How about this: you fuck off and leave me alone and I won't incinerate you the next time I see you!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"Good deal, and you don't ☠☠☠☠ with me or I will punt your scrawny ☠☠☠☠ into next week."

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

Sounds great to me, asshole! [PHONESLAM]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[Gil thinks this is hilarious.

Unfortunately, this house belonged under his domain and it was a king's right to strike back.

So he picks a throwing lance out from his great treasury...a weapon that was once created for psychological warfare. From Theo's yard, he draws back and HEAVES it in the same direction the toaster came from.

Have you ever heard the sound a Stuka Dive Bomber Siren (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMZrW0p2INY&feature=related) makes? You're now hearing that approaching your house, Captain.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Psychological warfare? Luckily this is The Captain...

... So it works like a dream. He panics!]

"What the ☠☠☠☠ is that!?"

[Well it sounds bad. So The Captain is going to do the only logical thing. He runs over to his car, picks it up and holds it over his head like a massive metal shield.]

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

[Theo joined Gil on his lawn after hearing that god-awful noise. He looks a little surprised that Gil would bother to show up for this too.]

What the hell did you just do?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[If it hits the car, it'll just lodge itself in the steel and vanish. or just land anywhere else on the lawn...and vanish.]

It is the right of a king to retaliate when his dominion has been challenged.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[It hit's the yard. He blinks at it a moment then it vanishes. He slowly puts the car back down.

He just assumes Theo couldn't throw that so who just threw a javelin at him?]

"What was that?"

[Asking no one, just kinda walking over to the hole in the dirt.]