[The Captain is stumbling down your street! Yes YOUR street!
This is pretty normal. Though this time he ISN'T DRUNK!
He is, in fact, a wandering zombie! His body is rotting! He smells terriblelike usual, even worse than usual! Half his teeth have rotted out! His one arm has fallen off! What do you do?
He is likely doing one of the following!
--He is chasing after his dismembered, rotted arm down the street. He keeps kicking it instead of grabbing it. It is a slow and ugly processes.
--He is trying to get into your house, first he has to figure out how to get over that gate! He is moaning and grunting and half stuck in his attempts to climb it.
--You fool! You left your gate open! He is now at your door or window. You'll hear the low thuds of him trying to break it down. Do you open your door? If not he is just going to stay there like that a while, he isn't too good at this zombie thing.
--He is shambling after a drone child, trying to eat his or her brains! Of course the kid is just giggling and skipping ahead. The Captain is pretty slow and unless the kid stops to fall asleep on the side walk, there isn't actually all that much danger.
--The Captain is shambling your way! He is gripping his dismembered arm in his only working hand and he is after your brains!
--He is in your yard stumbling into things and knocking over trash cans. He just bumps things and wanders in another direction until he bumps over something else. How inconvenient and rude!
Choose whichever options you wish! Anything goes!]
This is pretty normal. Though this time he ISN'T DRUNK!
He is, in fact, a wandering zombie! His body is rotting! He smells terrible
He is likely doing one of the following!
--He is chasing after his dismembered, rotted arm down the street. He keeps kicking it instead of grabbing it. It is a slow and ugly processes.
--He is trying to get into your house, first he has to figure out how to get over that gate! He is moaning and grunting and half stuck in his attempts to climb it.
--You fool! You left your gate open! He is now at your door or window. You'll hear the low thuds of him trying to break it down. Do you open your door? If not he is just going to stay there like that a while, he isn't too good at this zombie thing.
--He is shambling after a drone child, trying to eat his or her brains! Of course the kid is just giggling and skipping ahead. The Captain is pretty slow and unless the kid stops to fall asleep on the side walk, there isn't actually all that much danger.
--The Captain is shambling your way! He is gripping his dismembered arm in his only working hand and he is after your brains!
--He is in your yard stumbling into things and knocking over trash cans. He just bumps things and wanders in another direction until he bumps over something else. How inconvenient and rude!
Choose whichever options you wish! Anything goes!]