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hisnameisthecaptain[The Captain is stumbling down your street! Yes YOUR street!
This is pretty normal. Though this time he ISN'T DRUNK!
He is, in fact, a wandering zombie! His body is rotting! He smells terriblelike usual, even worse than usual! Half his teeth have rotted out! His one arm has fallen off! What do you do?
He is likely doing one of the following!
--He is chasing after his dismembered, rotted arm down the street. He keeps kicking it instead of grabbing it. It is a slow and ugly processes.
--He is trying to get into your house, first he has to figure out how to get over that gate! He is moaning and grunting and half stuck in his attempts to climb it.
--You fool! You left your gate open! He is now at your door or window. You'll hear the low thuds of him trying to break it down. Do you open your door? If not he is just going to stay there like that a while, he isn't too good at this zombie thing.
--He is shambling after a drone child, trying to eat his or her brains! Of course the kid is just giggling and skipping ahead. The Captain is pretty slow and unless the kid stops to fall asleep on the side walk, there isn't actually all that much danger.
--The Captain is shambling your way! He is gripping his dismembered arm in his only working hand and he is after your brains!
--He is in your yard stumbling into things and knocking over trash cans. He just bumps things and wanders in another direction until he bumps over something else. How inconvenient and rude!
Choose whichever options you wish! Anything goes!]
This is pretty normal. Though this time he ISN'T DRUNK!
He is, in fact, a wandering zombie! His body is rotting! He smells terrible
He is likely doing one of the following!
--He is chasing after his dismembered, rotted arm down the street. He keeps kicking it instead of grabbing it. It is a slow and ugly processes.
--He is trying to get into your house, first he has to figure out how to get over that gate! He is moaning and grunting and half stuck in his attempts to climb it.
--You fool! You left your gate open! He is now at your door or window. You'll hear the low thuds of him trying to break it down. Do you open your door? If not he is just going to stay there like that a while, he isn't too good at this zombie thing.
--He is shambling after a drone child, trying to eat his or her brains! Of course the kid is just giggling and skipping ahead. The Captain is pretty slow and unless the kid stops to fall asleep on the side walk, there isn't actually all that much danger.
--The Captain is shambling your way! He is gripping his dismembered arm in his only working hand and he is after your brains!
--He is in your yard stumbling into things and knocking over trash cans. He just bumps things and wanders in another direction until he bumps over something else. How inconvenient and rude!
Choose whichever options you wish! Anything goes!]
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Date: 2010-11-09 02:40 am (UTC)while drinking a can of beer.
this is better than television.]
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Date: 2010-11-09 02:43 am (UTC)Euuggghhgghh.... Bbbbb....bbbeee....
bbeeeerrrr....brraaaainns....no subject
Date: 2010-11-09 02:46 am (UTC)Nope, I need that, sorry.
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Date: 2010-11-09 02:49 am (UTC)He eventually gets to you. His one still attached hand flailing weakly. Is he reaching for your head or that beer?]
Uugggheehhh...
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Date: 2010-11-09 02:56 am (UTC)Why yes he's apparently prioritizing that.]
Get your own!
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Date: 2010-11-09 02:58 am (UTC)Ggghhuuuugghghhh......
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Date: 2010-11-09 03:09 am (UTC)[well he'll pour a little into that gaping mouth. don't ever say he's not generous!]
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Date: 2010-11-09 03:11 am (UTC)Though one might notice that the liquid and a little bit of rotting flesh will flow out of a hole in his neck down his shirt.]
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Date: 2010-11-09 03:12 am (UTC)You're just wasting it!
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Date: 2010-11-09 03:14 am (UTC)[Flails at you!]
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Date: 2010-11-09 03:19 am (UTC)fighting whatever this thing is wouldn't even be fun.]
If you're going to drink it, at least drink it properly!
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Date: 2010-11-09 03:27 am (UTC)[He's easy enough to defend against. His mouth keeps opening and closing at the beer can.
Om nom nom.]
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Date: 2010-11-09 03:30 am (UTC)Lancer chucks the can away.]
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Date: 2010-11-09 03:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-09 03:43 am (UTC)[and he salutes the departing zombie, feeling a strange kinship for god knows what reason.]
Zombie Captain has his priorities.
Date: 2010-11-09 03:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-09 05:15 am (UTC)Begone, foul thing.
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Date: 2010-11-09 05:42 am (UTC)Urrrgghhh.....
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Date: 2010-11-09 06:30 am (UTC)I do not know what mess you have found yourself in now, but you will disturb me no further. [slowly reaching for the garden hoe]
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Date: 2010-11-09 10:56 pm (UTC)peoplezombies. He continued to shamble forward.]Bb....bbbbb....bbeeeeerrrr....
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Date: 2010-11-10 05:31 am (UTC)I will give you one final warn- what?
[She hadn't ever heard a zombie talk before.]
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Date: 2010-11-10 10:49 pm (UTC)Euurrrghghhh....
Bbbbeeeeeerrrr....
Ueeeegghhhh.....
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Date: 2010-11-11 05:04 am (UTC)Do not follow me.
[Of course, she knows it won't listen, so she holds the hoe at arms length as she heads for the back door. There has to be beer in the ice box...]
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Date: 2010-11-13 01:32 am (UTC)Uuuughghhhh....
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Date: 2010-11-13 04:02 am (UTC)Just... stay... there.
[A few moments later she emerges with a bottle of beer that always seemed to be in the ice box. It certainly wasn't getting any use from the residents of the house. She tosses it unceremoniously at Zombie!Cap's feet.]
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Date: 2010-11-13 09:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-14 05:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-14 05:37 am (UTC)Eeerrgghhhh!
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Date: 2010-11-14 05:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-14 04:52 pm (UTC)Picking it up, He puts it to his open mouth and pours it down his throat. Some of it leaks out rotted holes in his neck, washing out bits of rotted flesh as well.]
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Date: 2010-11-16 06:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-17 12:43 am (UTC)It might be snoring, it might just be gurgling or going through the motions. Either way it made disgusting sounds and laid there at peace.]