9th Hangover - I'm Real ☠☠☠☠ [Call | Everyone]

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[After a confusing conversation with a strange young man. The Captain is putting out a call to the town.]

"Okay people, I got a question. Who here has read comic books back home?"

[The Captain is sure the guy was just crazy. Mostly sure.]

Comments

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Well, Jim Carey is kinda famous.

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

For playing me? In a film? Who wouldn't be famous after that?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

I thought he was famous before that film.

Besides, don't you always lose?

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

...well, I wouldn't go as far as to say that.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

I mean I don't really read the comics but if Batman always wins doesn't that mean he always kicks your ☠☠☠☠?

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

He does not always win!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Well he's got to win by the end or else there wouldn't be a comic and all those movies about him would there?

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

He does not have to win by the end.

If anything, I've proven to him on multiple occasions that I am the superior mind.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

I don't know, he kinda beat you in the movie.

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

Well... I've never seen it.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Long story short. You lose.

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Captain Obvious.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha. Have to be a genius to think that one up?

Besides, you're not Jim Carey are you?

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

Do I look like some kind of overdramatic comedian to you? No.

Do I look like some kind of a failed comic-book villain to you? Of course not!

Do you know who I am, Captain?! I am Edward Nigma! The Prince of Puzzlers! The Baron of Brainteasers! The most gifted genius Gotham has to offer!

I'm the goddamned Riddler!

*CLICK*