Bender 3 - Alive Again

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[[To Anyone outside, The Captain is walking down the streets exploring and obviously lost.  The whole town looping back on itself has confused him as he didn't bother to read street names or house numbers.]]

[The Captain is back from having many eventful encounters, most of which he can barely remember.  Some of which he can't remember at all.

The Captain is not sure how his arm healed overnight.  Only that he is back to his normal self.  Well more normal than his usual self at least.  He is sober as well this time around, able to form somewhat coherent thoughts.  Dressed in normal attire for this place, only his shirt is undone.  He'd have to deal with the slacks for now.

He is wandering around town lost.  Trying to make sense of all this suburbia.  Muttering to himself about Beyond.]

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[child-abuser.livejournal.com]

[Jecht is in a foul mood after finding out that he apparently has a teaching job at the high school. He managed to convince that one kid of the majesty of blitzball, but a lot of the others just stared at him like he had three heads or something. He plods along in the opposite direction as the Captain, incoherently muttering profanity and still kicking in the odd fence or two, though the heat of his rage has largely subsided by this point.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain thought this man looked familiar but couldn't tell.]

What's the matter with you?

[Wasn't looking to pick a fight on purpose, he was just aggitated at being lost.]

[child-abuser.livejournal.com]

[Jecht looks up from his miniature destruction spree to see the son of a bitch who was on his couch last night.]

"Hey! You're the son of a bitch who was on my couch last night!"

[Cracks his knuckles.]

"I thought I told you not to show your ugly face around me again."

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Your couch? ☠☠☠☠ I've been getting that a lot and... hey wait! Who the ☠☠☠☠ you calling ugly?

[The Captain was sober, agitated and lost. He wasn't quite thinking that through.]

[child-abuser.livejournal.com]

"I'm callin' you ugly, Ugly. So I'll give you one chance to answer: what the hell were you doing in my house last night?"

[He rolls his neck back and forth, stretching out his arms like he's getting ready for some heavy physical exertion. And he very well may be.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain on the other hand just groaned a bit before answering.]

I don't remember being in your ☠☠☠☠ house. The last thing I remember was going home to find another bottle...

[He watched the guy getting ready for a fight and muttered. Not remembering getting his ass kicked.]

I've had a bad ☠☠☠☠ day. What the ☠☠☠☠ is wrong with you and this place?

[So far still probably the least informed man here.]

[child-abuser.livejournal.com]

"Wrong with me? Nothin' wrong with me. This fuckin' town, on the other hand... there's plenty wrong with that."

[He looks the man up and down before shrugging off his 'attack' posture. He'd been that drunk before - countless times. Something just didn't feel right about beating this guy's ass twice.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, there is a lot wrong with this ☠☠☠☠ town. I still haven't found a ☠☠☠☠ highway or major road sign. Everyone dresses strange and the ☠☠☠☠ keep calling me "Mark".

[child-abuser.livejournal.com]

The people at the school think my name is Mr. Evans, and that I'm the soccer coach. I've never even heard of soccer.

There doesn't seem to be any way out of this town, either.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, ☠☠☠☠. I think this is some other stupid thing Beyond made up.

I figured it'd be a ☠☠☠☠ trap. If I could fly I'd be out of this ☠☠☠☠.

[child-abuser.livejournal.com]

I figured if I punched enough people and broke enough shit, whoever trapped me here would come out, and then I could beat his ass and get out of here. But so far that hasn't been working.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

☠☠☠☠ when I hit things all I break anymore are my fingers... I used to be able to punch through metal and ☠☠☠☠.

If I found who did this to us I'd take a ☠☠☠☠ pipe to his head and then kill him... and then ☠☠☠☠ him...

[child-abuser.livejournal.com]

[Jecht grins and claps the Captain on the shoulder.]

"Now you're speakin' my language. It's real frustrating not knowing whose head to bust."

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Well that was a shock, so many people have been hitting him lately.]

Yeah, I used to have it easy. Find the ☠☠☠☠, fly up and put his teeth through the back of his head. But I lost all my power...

[child-abuser.livejournal.com]

You don't gotta tell me. I used to have a big-ass sword, and a metal gauntlet. And I could transform and kick even more ass. But all that? Gone after I showed up here. I don't even have my clothes. I mean, look at this shit they got me wearin'.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Big ☠☠☠☠ sword? ☠☠☠☠ them.

Yeah! Who wears this ☠☠☠☠ anyways? I think I saw a movie once like this, but I was drunk so who knows.

[child-abuser.livejournal.com]

You should lay off that shit. It's bad for you.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Have you gotten a good look at me? I don't think alcohol is the worse of my problems.

[child-abuser.livejournal.com]

Okay, you got me there.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

So it's settled.

If I find the guy, dinosaur, ☠☠☠☠ whatever... I'll ☠☠☠☠ kill it and then tell you and you can ☠☠☠☠ kill it.

[child-abuser.livejournal.com]

Dinosaurs. Now there's a good fight. I gotta say, though, I kinda hope it's a human. Nothin' better than beatin' some guy senseless, one on one, man to man.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the dinosaur kept saying how it couldn't be killed... Well if it lived it's in a lot of pain right now.