2nd Hangover - Second Verse, Same As The First [Action | Everywhere]

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[The Captain is on the prowl!

He is wandering down your street! Yes, your street!

It is still daylight!

He is drunk, he is semi lost and he is likely doing one of the following:

--The Captain is wandering down the street, half a bottle of whiskey in his hand and is talking to himself. He seems angry. He might be insane!

--The Captain is standing in your yard! He is staring at your house and squinting, waiting for the numbers to stop dancing so he can make sure he has the right house number. He might get angry that it's not the house he is looking for and toss a rock at your door.

--The Captain has fallen into your bushes! He is half stuck, cursing and calling for help! His bottle of whiskey is on it's side pouring on the side walk.

--The Captain is in your back yard! This isn't the front yard! Why aren't there numbers on the back of your house? How inconsiderate! He might be talking at the back of your house, or to himself.

--The Captain is urinating in public! Probably on your fence, or your bushes! He's been wandering for a while now and really just had to let it go. He probably isn't very modest about it.]

((OOC: For people who aren't familiar for how these go, take one of the options and run with it. Any of them are go!))

Comments

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

[Theo's just come home from work, and it checking to make sure the hazmats haven't ransacked his house yet. Then he hears some muttering and rustling from the back door. He growls under his breath, grabs his nearest spellbook of fiery death, and peeks out the back window.

...well it's not a hazmat... *who* is that? He flings the door open.]

Who the hell--??!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

... and you'd think all these ☠☠☠☠ houses would have...

[Then someone burst out the door angry. The Captain blinked in surprise seeing the man there and recognizing him.]

Holy ☠☠☠☠ in a ☠☠☠☠! It's that sickly guy! Hey sick guy!

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

[Theo looks so shocked, and he stumbles back into his house a bit.]

Y-You! I thought you were droned! For good!!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah so did I... I went home for a bit and now I am back.

I'm surprised you made it this long, congradu-☠☠☠☠-lations. This wouldn't happen to be Dr. Crane's house would it?

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

Fucking Christ...! YES I'm still here, I've got no where else to go! And I have no idea who the hell you're talking about. All I know is you're trespassing in my house and you've got about 10 seconds before I blow you sky-high!

[doesntpoop.livejournal.com]

[Peeking through the curtains out of her window to make sure those disturbing men in white suits aren't there....what the hell?! There's a man peeing in her bushes!]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Well one hand was busy holding his... alcohol. So he freed his other hand to wave to her. Just kinda letting it fly.]

1/2

[doesntpoop.livejournal.com]

[What the....?!]

2/2

[doesntpoop.livejournal.com]

[Well, he's obviously completely drunk. Dahlia looks around, assuming that the hazmats will spot him and get rid of him. Hopefully...]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Oh ☠☠☠☠...!

[The Captain might have just pissed on himself a little. He uses that waving hand to shake off. Hopping on one leg before zipping up. Stopping to squint at the front of her house. Is he spying?]

[likeahex.livejournal.com]

[Oh hey person in her yard. Tex is walking back from a long day of work. Aka: her already short temper is frayed to the point of nothing.]

What the fuck do you want?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

...

...

...

☠☠☠☠ you, this isn't Dr. Crane's house.

[likeahex.livejournal.com]

Congratulations dip-shit. Now get the hell off of my lawn.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

I don't see your name on it!

[likeahex.livejournal.com]

Then you're an idiot.

Now go away before I make you a dead idiot.

[rogue-crow.livejournal.com]

[Zevran came outside looking for Cynric, who he hasn't seen in awhile. What he found was the backside of a man sticking out of a bush, and a bottle of liquor pouring itself on the ground.

With the priorities of a true Antivan, the first thing he does is carefully right the bottle.]

Can I help you, my friend...? [He sounds rather amused, although since he's behind the Captain, he can't actually be seen.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain, if he had seen that, would have approved.

Though for now he is cursing at the bush.]

☠☠☠☠... No...

I think someone pushed me or something.

[rogue-crow.livejournal.com]

How dare they. [Zevran's voice is deliciously deadpan. He reaches out, grabbing onto the man's clothing and hauling him - surprisingly ably, for the elf's small size - out of the bush and onto his feet again.] Is that better?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Takes an unsteady step to the side before gaining what little balance he has.]

Yeah, thanks.

If I catch them I'll get them back.

[Seems in a much better mood. Then again, standing up did a lot to ones attitude.]

I'm The Captain, nice to meet you.

[rogue-crow.livejournal.com]

Zevran. Zev, to my friends. [Or those too drunk to remember the slightly longer version.] I take it this is your bottle, then? [He gestures to it sitting on the ground.]

[withsparkles.livejournal.com]

[Guess who just managed to get a rock thrown right into his face? Or where his face would have been if he had not ducked away in time.

He's pondering if he should get over there and do something or just slam the door shut. Everyone's telling him to not get outside, but...]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Angry shake of his fist.

The first rock didn't hit with a satisfying *thunk*, so he throws another.

He is drunk, his aim is terrible but he can hit a house.]<\i>

[withsparkles.livejournal.com]

[No hazmat.

...slamming the door shut, getting back inside, and coming back moments later with a water hose that will be directed at the Captain.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain blinks, not quite understanding.

Tosses another rock.]

[withsparkles.livejournal.com]

[WATER IN YOUR FACE. The hose is on full power, so the water is probably... well, not too hard since it is one of those that you use in the garden, but still not too pleasant. Also, wet.]