23rd Hangover - Why does this keep happening?

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[After being murdered horrifically, again, The Captain will spend the morning drinking the dead man’s hangover away. Sometime tonight, he sobers up and gives a call to the town.]

[[Phone | Unfiltered]]

“Hey, Mayfield.

Anyone else meet a psycho ☠☠☠☠ and end up dead?

Also, it’s not all that surprising anymore. Honestly, it’s not even ☠☠☠☠ scary. I’ve died all sorts of ways and been droned quite a bit. It’s just getting old.

So, to those of you who think your scary, ☠☠☠☠ off. You got nothing that hasn’t been done here before. Stop trying, and start doing something useful. Or sit back and pretend like you matter.”

[So, maybe not entirely sober. Still, The Captain is no longer impressed.]

Comments

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I ☠☠☠☠ died. Stupid ☠☠☠☠ giant snakes.

[bombbrat]

Giant snakes?

...whoever you pissed off, keep them away from your house.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, I met this one on the street. Crazy ☠☠☠☠ too, I was just going to walk her home.

Are you still creeping around my house?

[bombbrat]

How long have you been here? Che, you should know better by now.

I'm not creeping around anywhere. I'm keeping watch.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Don't lecture me kid, I know what I am doing.

I'm watching over my house. Go stalk someone else.

[bombbrat]

You can't watch over it if you're dead, dumbass.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

☠☠☠☠ you kid.

[The Captain is a master of wit.]

[bombbrat]

I'm just telling the truth. If you're dead, you can't make sure that nothing happens to the Tenth.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

I'm not always dead you know.