33 Hangover - He Can Be His Own PSA [Action | Where you are!]

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[The Captain forgot to refill his random assortment of deadly pills sleep cocktail at work and now he had nothing to help him sleep. Still, enough alcohol should do the trick, right? Right?

Nope! The Captain gets himself nice and blacked out drunk and ends up getting himself into a new set in trouble. Luckily for you, you get to deal with it. Do you know why?

Because The Captain is at YOUR HOUSE!

Yes! Your house! He is also bare ☠☠☠☠ naked!*

You can catch him at one of the following.]


A)

[The Captain is in your living room!

Maybe he just walked in. Maybe your door is locked and he broke it! Either way you have a naked drunk may sprawled out awkwardly on your couch!]


B)

[The Captain is in your bathroom! Yes! Yours!

He might be sitting on the toilet or in the shower laid out and looking very uncomfortable. Muttering curses and other things not for young ears.]


C)

[The Captain is in your yard!

Is he stuck in your tree? How did he get up there!?

Is he just laid out on your lawn for all the world to see? How embarrassing for everyone!]


D)

[The Captain is in your bed!

Are you a light sleeper? He just stumbled into your room and is crawling under the covers with you!

Are you a deep sleeper? Be prepared for awkward spooning!]


((*OOC: If you wish The Captain can have boxers and/or pants. Maybe they are his own, maybe they are your not!dad's or even yours! Just put "Boxers!" or "Pants!" in the subject line with the option of your choice.

Choose one and enjoy!))

Comments

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Hah...I guess so. You're lucky Miakis isn't fond of that table...and well, neither am I. Do you want some coffee?

[ooeeooahah]

This is not your house.

Go home or I will hose you down the street to the police station.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Getting wrapped up in the blanket.]

... no... is my nose broken?

[It's not but he'll have a nice lump on his forehead.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Slips a bit before finally standing up. Giving them a full frontal without shame...]

I want you to leave... I was going to sleep... what is wrong with you guys...?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

What the ☠☠☠☠ did you call me?...

... oh... sorry...

[Rolls off her and tries to get up. Once he has his feet under him he'll stumble.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

I have a headache... I think I need a beer.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

No you don't need beer. You need water, and to sober up. [Ken is in lecture mode. God help you Captain.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

... you and what army?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

That never fixed a hangover...

[His headache might actually have been the table, not a hangover.]

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Hangovers are mainly dehydration! You're drinking water. [And ken is going to get him some water. And some aspirin.]

[ooeeooahah]

You want me to scream loud enough for a police officer to find you naked on my front lawn?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[He'll take them, of course. He might be sullen but he'll swallow the pills with one gulp of water and finish the rest of the glass pretty quick.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

I'm not afraid of that fat ☠☠☠☠ Grady...

... no ☠☠☠☠ it... I'll go. Just give me back my pants.

[ooeeooahah]

You left them three streets over that-a-way.

[ Pointing vaguely down the street. ]

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

[Ken smiles at him encouragingly. He likes taking care of people, and it frustrates him when they don't help with it themselves. He'd hate to have to try and pill the Captain, the man stank like stale beer.]

You'll feel better soon...

/threadjaaaack

[sablebombay.livejournal.com]

[If this isn't okay, feel free to delete. ^^; At any rate, Omi is coming downstairs to see what all the commotion is.]

Ken? What are you-?

...................

[Of all the things he was expecting, a visit from the town drunk wasn't one of them. Especially because this is his first time meeting the Captain. And remember kids, first impressions are the most important.]

D

[smallestgrave.livejournal.com]

[Rolling over, wondering if Higgs decided he couldn't take another night on that lumpy couch. Wait. That isn't Higgs.]

AAAAHHHHHHHH!

Wh- who are you? What are you doing?

[So readjustment of posting order I guess?]

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Ah! Omi, sorry, I didn't know you were home. [Ken looks at Omi sheepishly]

Omi, this is the Captain, don't worry, he's big but he's somewhat harmless.

A

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

...

*Nanashi is putting a blanket over the naked Captain*

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[That gets Scout to laugh, actually.]

Whatever, Rummy. Enjoy, it's yers now.

[hungry-monster.livejournal.com]

The fact that we'd like you to leave our house? Because this isn't your bathroom in case you haven't realized that yet.

[Johan is calm of course, but keeps his sister behind him as he looks the Captain in the eyes.]

D!

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

[Holland is sound asleep on his sofa-bed, which is now a permanent fixture of the living room. He's so comfortable too, and one of the heaviest sleepers anybody is bound to know. For now, he doesn't stir in the slightest.]

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure . . .

[Your nose is kinda unshapely in the first place, sorry, Captain. Lucas will pour some healing onto the Captain's face anyway.]

But that can't hurt. ... Can you get back on the couch?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[He'll look where she points.

He buys it.]

Oh.. how did I get this far?

Whatever...

[Starts walking that way.]

Sure, let's go with this order. Ken, Captain, then Omi

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm a ☠☠☠☠ push over.

Nice to meet you kid.

[The broken table and his own bruises made this scene all the better.]