33 Hangover - He Can Be His Own PSA [Action | Where you are!]

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[The Captain forgot to refill his random assortment of deadly pills sleep cocktail at work and now he had nothing to help him sleep. Still, enough alcohol should do the trick, right? Right?

Nope! The Captain gets himself nice and blacked out drunk and ends up getting himself into a new set in trouble. Luckily for you, you get to deal with it. Do you know why?

Because The Captain is at YOUR HOUSE!

Yes! Your house! He is also bare ☠☠☠☠ naked!*

You can catch him at one of the following.]


A)

[The Captain is in your living room!

Maybe he just walked in. Maybe your door is locked and he broke it! Either way you have a naked drunk may sprawled out awkwardly on your couch!]


B)

[The Captain is in your bathroom! Yes! Yours!

He might be sitting on the toilet or in the shower laid out and looking very uncomfortable. Muttering curses and other things not for young ears.]


C)

[The Captain is in your yard!

Is he stuck in your tree? How did he get up there!?

Is he just laid out on your lawn for all the world to see? How embarrassing for everyone!]


D)

[The Captain is in your bed!

Are you a light sleeper? He just stumbled into your room and is crawling under the covers with you!

Are you a deep sleeper? Be prepared for awkward spooning!]


((*OOC: If you wish The Captain can have boxers and/or pants. Maybe they are his own, maybe they are your not!dad's or even yours! Just put "Boxers!" or "Pants!" in the subject line with the option of your choice.

Choose one and enjoy!))

Comments

C) and boxers!

[geassedmassacre.livejournal.com]

[Euphie just got home from a productive day of Girl Scout-ing only to find a mostly naked man sprawled in her front yard. She turns bright red and drops the remaining boxes all over the ground.]

O-oh my!

A

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[After a long day on the beat, Officer McCann here is not happy to see a nekkid!Cap on his couch.]

Cap. CAP!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

My... you... ...

[Just muttering, eyes closed. Not getting up but not quite asleep.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

What?! What!

☠☠☠☠... Doc...

B)

[brotherseyes.livejournal.com]

[Nina spent the night at Johan's last night. She's been doing that more and more since the Major shot him. It helps with the nightmares to have either he or Tenma -- or preferably both -- nearby when she wakes up again.

So of course that morning, she's still in a nightgown when she goes into the bathroom, carrying a towel, a spare set of clothes, a toothbrush and some other necessities, and flips on a light.

Something is immediately and obvious wrong. There's a movement or a noise that Nina of all people is certainly alert enough to notice, even early in the morning. She sets her things down on the counter and goes over to the shower, prying the shower curtain open.

The resulting scream is loud enough to wake the dead, let alone Johan (if he hasn't already left yet) and anyone else who might share the house with him.]

[geassedmassacre.livejournal.com]

[This means Euphie has to go wake him up, doesn't it? Still red in the face, she takes a deep breath and goes over to him, gently shaking him, trying to rouse him.

He smells pretty strongly of booze. She has to fight the urge to recoil.]

M-Mister...

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

☠☠☠☠! What!?

Who...


[The Captain tries to get up, using the shower curtain, it tears and he falls out of the tub.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Mister... where? ☠☠☠☠... what are you doing?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Cap.


Where are your pants.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Where are... your pants...

...what?

Why are you in my house?

[brotherseyes.livejournal.com]

[MORE SCREAMING AND LEAPING TEN FEET IN THE AIR

Before she grabs the plunger or whatever's near by and starts beating him with it.]

Get out! Get out! What's wrong with you?!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Ow! ☠☠☠☠! What are you doing!?

[Flails... she might see his back hand smash the sink counter. He's strong!

He doesn't manage to stop her at all though.]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Cap, this is MY house. An' you are one lucky drunk that Ai didn't find ya first,'r ya wouldla been lit on fire hours ago. Geez, I should just haul yer ass inta tha drunk tank.

[As if Mayfield had one.]

[geassedmassacre.livejournal.com]

I'm waking you up. I'm sorry but you really shouldn't be out here dressed like this...

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Maybe you shouldn't... be out here dressed like that...

Huh? What you say about that?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

☠☠☠☠ you Doc... I'm not afraid of no eyes...

You're not the boss of me.

[hungry-monster.livejournal.com]

[Johan was in the other room when he heard his sister scream. He quickly makes his way to the room and....


Okay even he wasn't expecting that. Just going to stand to the side and let his sister continue beating the guy.]

We'd like you to leave now.

A - Whatever you prefer

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

W-Wha?!

[Lucas immediately averts his gaze at the sight of partially-unclothed men, flushing extremely red. From out of the corner of his eye . . . Someone familiar? Vaguely familiar? .... He'll sneak a quick peek - oh augh bare miss there...

Lucas will edge slowly out of the room and return 10 seconds later struggling with drone!mom's comforter.]

[geassedmassacre.livejournal.com]

[Euphie looks herself up and down.]

Oh, no, I think my dress is quite appropriate. You, however, don't have any pants.

[She's going to sigh heavily and TRY to lift him up. Although she's a just a normal girl and he's a huge superhero, so who knows how that's going to work.]

A

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

[You're lucky he recognizes the footsteps of an extremely drunk man, or breaking into this assassins house may have had unforeseen consequences. Right now, he's just going to walk out.]

Oh...my....god...
Captain where the FUCK is your clothing!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[He barely glances over and gives a goofy grin.]

Hey kid! Why are you ... being a dream person... do I dream?

Re: A

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Where... ☠☠☠☠...

...why are you in my bedroom?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

When ya break inta my house pantless, I am pretty freakin' sure I am.

[Have an old coat suddenly tossed at you. It's Scout's so it'll be small on Captain, but it's better than nothing.]

Now get outta here an' go home before I am forced to escort ya.

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

[Still slowly edging . . . Lucas will peek out from behind as he holds it out in front of him like some kind of shield.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Poorly, he'll mutter and struggle to stand as well but his legs aren't cooperating. If she tries to support his weight she'll just end up on the ground as well.]

You've got no... pants... your face!