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[The Captain is on the side walk!
Okay, you got me. He isn't randomly breaking into your homes, harassing your pets or fighting with your trees this time. He is just walking home. On the side walk, not cutting through anyone's front yards or trespassing in the least.
Only one problem, he's ☠☠☠☠ naked! That's right, nude from head to toe. Striding home confident and proud of something. Maybe it was the 2 ten dollar bills he had crumpled in his fist.
He wasn't even drunk! No, he just got done a fight and didn't want to fly while flapping in the breeze. He thought it more discreet to walk. Yes, you read that right. The self proclaimed super hero just scammed a guy out of 20 bucks. A plan he didn't think entirely through.
So feel free to yell at him, call the cops or otherwise approach him. He's heading home otherwise.]
Okay, you got me. He isn't randomly breaking into your homes, harassing your pets or fighting with your trees this time. He is just walking home. On the side walk, not cutting through anyone's front yards or trespassing in the least.
Only one problem, he's ☠☠☠☠ naked! That's right, nude from head to toe. Striding home confident and proud of something. Maybe it was the 2 ten dollar bills he had crumpled in his fist.
He wasn't even drunk! No, he just got done a fight and didn't want to fly while flapping in the breeze. He thought it more discreet to walk. Yes, you read that right. The self proclaimed super hero just scammed a guy out of 20 bucks. A plan he didn't think entirely through.
So feel free to yell at him, call the cops or otherwise approach him. He's heading home otherwise.]
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Date: 2010-05-26 04:26 am (UTC)Then....allow me to drive you home. Your hickory would startle the ladies.
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Date: 2010-05-26 04:33 am (UTC)[He wouldn't seek shelter but a ride he'd take.]
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Date: 2010-05-26 04:38 am (UTC)Here, drape this around you. It is...less distracting.
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Date: 2010-05-26 02:24 pm (UTC)Got ya. By the way, it has been put to a real test, nothing can beat me.
[Well that wasn't true, but he lied to himself often. Sometimes out of just not thinking about it.]
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Date: 2010-05-26 07:23 pm (UTC)[Crane did catch this and thought it was better to be honest with it than hide it from The Captain that could easily be destroyed by his ego should he let it.]
I would be very careful with your wagers from here on.
[He put the car in gear and reversed it out of the driveway slowly.]
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Date: 2010-05-26 10:02 pm (UTC)Yeah... I hear you. I'll tone it down a bit.
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Date: 2010-05-26 10:15 pm (UTC)The physical challenges are fine since you know you can handle the punishment. I am most concerned about your internal organs.
I appreciate that you are willing to understand that you are not completely invulnerable though I would not advertise that you have this weakness. I shall keep your secret safe should someone decide to exploit this...vulnerability, namely drones.
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Date: 2010-05-26 10:44 pm (UTC)Though maybe you can still get me with toxic stuff...
[He would keep that in mind.]
Yeah, I'll keep that to myself... Anything else you think I should worry about?
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Date: 2010-05-26 10:58 pm (UTC)I can think of no other thing at this point though I shall keep you informed should I find anything notable to you. All I ask is that you care of yourself.
[He gave a soft scoff and nodded his head.]
You are most undoubtedly a tough man, Captain and I shall not baby sit you.
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Date: 2010-05-27 01:14 pm (UTC)[Opening up his door and leaving the blanket. He had pants inside his house.]
I promise to see what I can do. At this rate though I am pretty sure I'll be ready for whatever you need me to face.
[It was so hard for him to keep his self confidence going, but so far he was doing well. Mr. Crane was to thank for a lot of that.]
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Date: 2010-05-27 07:09 pm (UTC)Thank you and do keep yourself in check. Perhaps now you should bring a satchel of clothes should another wager be placed to compromise your privacy.
[He kept the car between the house and other neighbors the best he could to keep too many people from watching The Captain.]
Remember, there is a meeting next week!
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Date: 2010-05-27 08:18 pm (UTC)[He'd wave and yell back as he was going.]
I'll be there, and I'll be sure to be sober too!
[If that wasn't a sign that The Captain respected Crane, who knows what was.]
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Date: 2010-05-27 11:47 pm (UTC)