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hisnameisthecaptain[The Captain is on the prowl!
He is wandering down your street! Yes, your street!
It is still daylight!
He is drunk, he is semi lost and he is likely doing one of the following:
--The Captain is wandering down the street, half a bottle of whiskey in his hand and is talking to himself. He seems angry. He might be insane!
--The Captain is standing in your yard! He is staring at your house and squinting, waiting for the numbers to stop dancing so he can make sure he has the right house number. He might get angry that it's not the house he is looking for and toss a rock at your door.
--The Captain has fallen into your bushes! He is half stuck, cursing and calling for help! His bottle of whiskey is on it's side pouring on the side walk.
--The Captain is in your back yard! This isn't the front yard! Why aren't there numbers on the back of your house? How inconsiderate! He might be talking at the back of your house, or to himself.
--The Captain is urinating in public! Probably on your fence, or your bushes! He's been wandering for a while now and really just had to let it go. He probably isn't very modest about it.]
((OOC: For people who aren't familiar for how these go, take one of the options and run with it. Any of them are go!))
He is wandering down your street! Yes, your street!
It is still daylight!
He is drunk, he is semi lost and he is likely doing one of the following:
--The Captain is wandering down the street, half a bottle of whiskey in his hand and is talking to himself. He seems angry. He might be insane!
--The Captain is standing in your yard! He is staring at your house and squinting, waiting for the numbers to stop dancing so he can make sure he has the right house number. He might get angry that it's not the house he is looking for and toss a rock at your door.
--The Captain has fallen into your bushes! He is half stuck, cursing and calling for help! His bottle of whiskey is on it's side pouring on the side walk.
--The Captain is in your back yard! This isn't the front yard! Why aren't there numbers on the back of your house? How inconsiderate! He might be talking at the back of your house, or to himself.
--The Captain is urinating in public! Probably on your fence, or your bushes! He's been wandering for a while now and really just had to let it go. He probably isn't very modest about it.]
((OOC: For people who aren't familiar for how these go, take one of the options and run with it. Any of them are go!))
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Date: 2010-10-25 10:55 pm (UTC)[Then someone burst out the door angry. The Captain blinked in surprise seeing the man there and recognizing him.]
Holy ☠☠☠☠ in a ☠☠☠☠! It's that sickly guy! Hey sick guy!
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Date: 2010-10-25 11:22 pm (UTC)Y-You! I thought you were droned! For good!!
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Date: 2010-10-25 11:33 pm (UTC)I'm surprised you made it this long, congradu-☠☠☠☠-lations. This wouldn't happen to be Dr. Crane's house would it?
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Date: 2010-10-25 11:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-25 11:55 pm (UTC)You don't have to yell!
[Yes, The Captain started crying.]
Your stupid ☠☠☠☠ house doesn't have any numbers on the front door. So not my fault.
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Date: 2010-10-25 11:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-26 12:06 am (UTC)I'm not ☠☠☠☠ crying...
[Sniffle.]
Is this my street?
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Date: 2010-10-26 12:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-26 12:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-26 12:34 am (UTC)1/2
Date: 2010-10-26 12:36 am (UTC)[Wait for it... wait for it...]
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Date: 2010-10-26 12:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-26 12:50 am (UTC)Theo walks over to you slowly.]
YES, I fucking know magic.
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Date: 2010-10-26 12:55 am (UTC)☠☠☠☠!... What the ☠☠☠☠! I didn't see any ☠☠☠☠ clouds!
...
I think I'm hurt...
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Date: 2010-10-26 01:09 am (UTC)Now shuffle your drunk ass home already.
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Date: 2010-10-26 01:12 am (UTC)Sure thing Sue Storm... ☠☠☠☠...
[Stops laughing to groan a bit as he tries to get up.]
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Date: 2010-10-26 01:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-26 01:29 am (UTC)☠☠☠☠ them too... death isn't ☠☠☠☠ here. Not like back home.
So what, you do weather magic or something? Going to grow white hair?
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Date: 2010-10-26 01:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-26 01:41 am (UTC)You're ☠☠☠☠ dead!
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Date: 2010-10-26 01:50 am (UTC)[He'll take that as a "yes". You have a few seconds to react as he casts again - the same spell, but throwing a lot more power into it. This time, the world around them goes dead silent for a few moments before there's a loud blast of air aiming to hurdle the Captain straight through the fence and into the streets. The rest of the windows on the back of the house shatter, the nearby tree shaking violently in the aftershock.]
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Date: 2010-10-26 01:52 am (UTC)The Captain is now in the street after being sent screaming through a fence. Groaning and laying there a bit.]
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Date: 2010-10-26 02:04 am (UTC)That a good enough example for ya?! Christ....
[Now HE needs a drink. He turns around and heads back inside.]