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[The Captain is on the prowl!

He is wandering down your street! Yes, your street!

It is still daylight!

He is drunk, he is semi lost and he is likely doing one of the following:

--The Captain is wandering down the street, half a bottle of whiskey in his hand and is talking to himself. He seems angry. He might be insane!

--The Captain is standing in your yard! He is staring at your house and squinting, waiting for the numbers to stop dancing so he can make sure he has the right house number. He might get angry that it's not the house he is looking for and toss a rock at your door.

--The Captain has fallen into your bushes! He is half stuck, cursing and calling for help! His bottle of whiskey is on it's side pouring on the side walk.

--The Captain is in your back yard! This isn't the front yard! Why aren't there numbers on the back of your house? How inconsiderate! He might be talking at the back of your house, or to himself.

--The Captain is urinating in public! Probably on your fence, or your bushes! He's been wandering for a while now and really just had to let it go. He probably isn't very modest about it.]


((OOC: For people who aren't familiar for how these go, take one of the options and run with it. Any of them are go!))

Date: 2010-10-25 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com
[Theo's just come home from work, and it checking to make sure the hazmats haven't ransacked his house yet. Then he hears some muttering and rustling from the back door. He growls under his breath, grabs his nearest spellbook of fiery death, and peeks out the back window.

...well it's not a hazmat... *who* is that? He flings the door open.]


Who the hell--??!

Date: 2010-10-25 10:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doesntpoop.livejournal.com
[Peeking through the curtains out of her window to make sure those disturbing men in white suits aren't there....what the hell?! There's a man peeing in her bushes!]

Date: 2010-10-26 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] likeahex.livejournal.com
[Oh hey person in her yard. Tex is walking back from a long day of work. Aka: her already short temper is frayed to the point of nothing.]

What the fuck do you want?

Date: 2010-10-26 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rogue-crow.livejournal.com
[Zevran came outside looking for Cynric, who he hasn't seen in awhile. What he found was the backside of a man sticking out of a bush, and a bottle of liquor pouring itself on the ground.

With the priorities of a true Antivan, the first thing he does is carefully right the bottle.]


Can I help you, my friend...? [He sounds rather amused, although since he's behind the Captain, he can't actually be seen.]

Date: 2010-10-26 02:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] withsparkles.livejournal.com
[Guess who just managed to get a rock thrown right into his face? Or where his face would have been if he had not ducked away in time.

He's pondering if he should get over there and do something or just slam the door shut. Everyone's telling him to not get outside, but...]

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