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[The Captain is on the prowl!

He is wandering down your street! Yes, your street!

It is still daylight!

He is drunk, he is semi lost and he is likely doing one of the following:

--The Captain is wandering down the street, half a bottle of whiskey in his hand and is talking to himself. He seems angry. He might be insane!

--The Captain is standing in your yard! He is staring at your house and squinting, waiting for the numbers to stop dancing so he can make sure he has the right house number. He might get angry that it's not the house he is looking for and toss a rock at your door.

--The Captain has fallen into your bushes! He is half stuck, cursing and calling for help! His bottle of whiskey is on it's side pouring on the side walk.

--The Captain is in your back yard! This isn't the front yard! Why aren't there numbers on the back of your house? How inconsiderate! He might be talking at the back of your house, or to himself.

--The Captain is urinating in public! Probably on your fence, or your bushes! He's been wandering for a while now and really just had to let it go. He probably isn't very modest about it.]


((OOC: For people who aren't familiar for how these go, take one of the options and run with it. Any of them are go!))

Date: 2010-10-26 02:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
[Angry shake of his fist.

The first rock didn't hit with a satisfying *thunk*, so he throws another.

He is drunk, his aim is terrible but he can hit a house.]<\i>

Date: 2010-10-26 03:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] withsparkles.livejournal.com
[No hazmat.

...slamming the door shut, getting back inside, and coming back moments later with a water hose that will be directed at the Captain.]

Date: 2010-10-26 10:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
[The Captain blinks, not quite understanding.

Tosses another rock.]

Date: 2010-10-27 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] withsparkles.livejournal.com
[WATER IN YOUR FACE. The hose is on full power, so the water is probably... well, not too hard since it is one of those that you use in the garden, but still not too pleasant. Also, wet.]

Date: 2010-10-27 10:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
[It doesn't take much to catch a drunk off guard. He stumbles backwards and trips over the curb, falling into the street.]

What the ☠☠☠☠?!?

Date: 2010-10-27 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] withsparkles.livejournal.com
[And the water will continue, though Iceland doesn't step outside. He's been warned to not do that.]

Date: 2010-10-27 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
[Eventually he'd stop thrashing around. Laying there and taking it while grumbling. ]<\>

Date: 2010-10-27 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] withsparkles.livejournal.com
[And he'll hear the doors slam shut.]

Date: 2010-10-27 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
[He'll lay there a bit before stumbling off to continue his quest.]

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