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[The Captain is on the prowl!

He is wandering down your street! Yes, your street!

It is still daylight!

He is drunk, he is semi lost and he is likely doing one of the following:

--The Captain is wandering down the street, half a bottle of whiskey in his hand and is talking to himself. He seems angry. He might be insane!

--The Captain is standing in your yard! He is staring at your house and squinting, waiting for the numbers to stop dancing so he can make sure he has the right house number. He might get angry that it's not the house he is looking for and toss a rock at your door.

--The Captain has fallen into your bushes! He is half stuck, cursing and calling for help! His bottle of whiskey is on it's side pouring on the side walk.

--The Captain is in your back yard! This isn't the front yard! Why aren't there numbers on the back of your house? How inconsiderate! He might be talking at the back of your house, or to himself.

--The Captain is urinating in public! Probably on your fence, or your bushes! He's been wandering for a while now and really just had to let it go. He probably isn't very modest about it.]


((OOC: For people who aren't familiar for how these go, take one of the options and run with it. Any of them are go!))

Date: 2010-10-27 09:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
Yeah, that'd probably be smart...

...

So... uh.,. know anyone who knew him?

Date: 2010-10-27 10:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] likeahex.livejournal.com
......

[.....Oh God you're like the drunk Caboose....okay the normal Caboose.]

No idea. Ask someone who's been here longer.

Date: 2010-10-27 10:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
[He didn't quite think she was half shark/half robot... not quite yet at least.]

...

...

Uh...

Who has....?

Date: 2010-10-27 10:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] likeahex.livejournal.com
[Probably will change that opinion.]

.....

If you were here before then just ask someone you know was here then.

Date: 2010-10-27 10:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
Yeah, I'll do just that...

Uh... do you know where they live?

[This was going no where but she kept answering him.]

Date: 2010-10-27 10:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] likeahex.livejournal.com
....

[Deadpan.]

How would I know.

Date: 2010-10-27 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
I don't think it'd be that hard to figure who has been here longer than you...

Date: 2010-10-27 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] likeahex.livejournal.com
Then go figure it out.

Date: 2010-10-27 11:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
...

Yeah, I probably should...

You got something to drink? I'm pretty ☠☠☠☠ thirsty.

Date: 2010-10-27 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] likeahex.livejournal.com
.....

Really. You look pretty fucking plastered to me.

[wait...she shrugs and then returns in a few minutes to chuck a beer at his head.]

Go puke on someone else's yard then.

Date: 2010-10-27 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
[It'll hit, hit the ground, and he'll fumble to pick it up. Lifting it up in cheers to her.]

Thanks babe!

[With that he'll take his beer and leave.]

Date: 2010-10-27 11:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] likeahex.livejournal.com
[She adds him to her list of idiots to avoid.]

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