6th Hangover - Zombies Ate Your Superhero [Action | Anywhere]

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[The Captain is stumbling down your street! Yes YOUR street!

This is pretty normal. Though this time he ISN'T DRUNK!

He is, in fact, a wandering zombie! His body is rotting! He smells terrible like usual, even worse than usual! Half his teeth have rotted out! His one arm has fallen off! What do you do?

He is likely doing one of the following!

--He is chasing after his dismembered, rotted arm down the street. He keeps kicking it instead of grabbing it. It is a slow and ugly processes.

--He is trying to get into your house, first he has to figure out how to get over that gate! He is moaning and grunting and half stuck in his attempts to climb it.

--You fool! You left your gate open! He is now at your door or window. You'll hear the low thuds of him trying to break it down. Do you open your door? If not he is just going to stay there like that a while, he isn't too good at this zombie thing.

--He is shambling after a drone child, trying to eat his or her brains! Of course the kid is just giggling and skipping ahead. The Captain is pretty slow and unless the kid stops to fall asleep on the side walk, there isn't actually all that much danger.

--The Captain is shambling your way! He is gripping his dismembered arm in his only working hand and he is after your brains!

--He is in your yard stumbling into things and knocking over trash cans. He just bumps things and wanders in another direction until he bumps over something else. How inconvenient and rude!

Choose whichever options you wish! Anything goes!]

Comments

[plantenough.livejournal.com]

[Oh, disgusting. She drops the hoe and quickly backs into the house.]

Just... stay... there.

[A few moments later she emerges with a bottle of beer that always seemed to be in the ice box. It certainly wasn't getting any use from the residents of the house. She tosses it unceremoniously at Zombie!Cap's feet.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain stops. Bends over to pick it up. And then falls face first into the dirt as he gets a hand on the bottle. Putting one end into his mouth and noming on the bottle cap trying to get it off. Just kinda laying there feebly working at it.]

[plantenough.livejournal.com]

[This is quite a pathetic display. Maybe she should have opened the bottle before handing it over, but then again, the Zombie Captain was currently distracted. She decides to stand and watch to see what it does. It can talk, maybe it can do other things?]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Grunts at the bottle in frustration. Rolls over and begins to flail with the bottle at the ground, attempting to break it open.]

Eeerrgghhhh!

[plantenough.livejournal.com]

[Amusing, but predictable: the undead truly know nothing but violence. As the zombie Captain is struggling, Viktoria ducks back into the house and retrieves another bottle. She gingerly places the second, opened beer on the ground and backs away.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[It takes him a moment to notice the new, easier target. When he does, he discards the difficult one and stands up, shambling over to the open bottle.

Picking it up, He puts it to his open mouth and pours it down his throat. Some of it leaks out rotted holes in his neck, washing out bits of rotted flesh as well.]

[plantenough.livejournal.com]

[Maybe now it would leave her in peace. She's just going to go back to work, glancing over her shoulder occasionally.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Zombie will lay there with it's bottle and sleep.

It might be snoring, it might just be gurgling or going through the motions. Either way it made disgusting sounds and laid there at peace.]