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hisnameisthecaptain[The Captain made a mistake, like usual. The phone would be knocked off the hook during his panic. The call goes out to the town.]
"AAAAAHHHH!! No! Get them off, get them off!!!! Why are they biting me!?!?!? ☠☠☠☠!!!"
[The Captain has received the turkey with spiders. He is now running around the living room stomping, flailing and thrashing trying to avoid being poisoned. He is failing horribly. Lamps get smashed, phone knocked off the hook, couch flipped. It is a disaster.]
"AAAAAHHHH!! No! Get them off, get them off!!!! Why are they biting me!?!?!? ☠☠☠☠!!!"
[The Captain has received the turkey with spiders. He is now running around the living room stomping, flailing and thrashing trying to avoid being poisoned. He is failing horribly. Lamps get smashed, phone knocked off the hook, couch flipped. It is a disaster.]
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Date: 2010-11-26 04:06 am (UTC)[inwardly, she is laughing so hard.]
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Date: 2010-11-26 07:47 pm (UTC)WHY WON'T IT STOP!?!?!?
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Date: 2010-11-27 02:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-27 02:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-27 03:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-27 03:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-27 03:56 am (UTC)He did not see this coming
Date: 2010-11-27 04:05 am (UTC)☠☠☠☠! ☠☠☠☠! OH GOD WHY!?
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Date: 2010-11-27 04:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-27 04:19 am (UTC)Who loves chemical burns in poison bites? This guy]
...☠☠☠☠.... call.... ☠☠☠☠.... doc...
...I think... I am... okay...☠☠☠☠... now...
[Or he's dieing, it is hard for him to judge.]
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Date: 2010-11-27 05:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-27 05:21 am (UTC)[Dies. Was it the poison or the chemicals? Probably the poison but the chemicals didn't help.]