10th Hangover - All I wanted was some food [Action | Call | Event!]

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[The Captain made a mistake, like usual. The phone would be knocked off the hook during his panic. The call goes out to the town.]

"AAAAAHHHH!! No! Get them off, get them off!!!! Why are they biting me!?!?!? ☠☠☠☠!!!"


[The Captain has received the turkey with spiders. He is now running around the living room stomping, flailing and thrashing trying to avoid being poisoned. He is failing horribly. Lamps get smashed, phone knocked off the hook, couch flipped. It is a disaster.]

Comments

[hellooo-witch.livejournal.com]

As you wish, Mr. Matthews. [Trying to contain the glee in her voice, Medusa heads into the kitchen, grabs a bottle of drain cleaner, and pours it all over the Captain.]

He did not see this coming

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

WHY DOES IT BURN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

☠☠☠☠! ☠☠☠☠! OH GOD WHY!?

[hellooo-witch.livejournal.com]

Oh my, did I kill them?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Is on the ground just kinda twitching. His voice already worn out from screaming. At least it killed the spiders.

Who loves chemical burns in poison bites? This guy]

...☠☠☠☠.... call.... ☠☠☠☠.... doc...

...I think... I am... okay...☠☠☠☠... now...

[Or he's dieing, it is hard for him to judge.]

[hellooo-witch.livejournal.com]

Of course, I'll go call a doctor. Ah, but I don't think they'll be able to get into the house...

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

That.... ☠☠☠☠.....

[Dies. Was it the poison or the chemicals? Probably the poison but the chemicals didn't help.]