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hisnameisthecaptain[After being murdered horrifically, again, The Captain will spend the morning drinking the dead man’s hangover away. Sometime tonight, he sobers up and gives a call to the town.]
[[Phone | Unfiltered]]
“Hey, Mayfield.
Anyone else meet a psycho ☠☠☠☠ and end up dead?
Also, it’s not all that surprising anymore. Honestly, it’s not even ☠☠☠☠ scary. I’ve died all sorts of ways and been droned quite a bit. It’s just getting old.
So, to those of you who think your scary, ☠☠☠☠ off. You got nothing that hasn’t been done here before. Stop trying, and start doing something useful. Or sit back and pretend like you matter.”
[So, maybe not entirely sober. Still, The Captain is no longer impressed.]
[[Phone | Unfiltered]]
“Hey, Mayfield.
Anyone else meet a psycho ☠☠☠☠ and end up dead?
Also, it’s not all that surprising anymore. Honestly, it’s not even ☠☠☠☠ scary. I’ve died all sorts of ways and been droned quite a bit. It’s just getting old.
So, to those of you who think your scary, ☠☠☠☠ off. You got nothing that hasn’t been done here before. Stop trying, and start doing something useful. Or sit back and pretend like you matter.”
[So, maybe not entirely sober. Still, The Captain is no longer impressed.]
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Date: 2011-02-01 12:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-01 12:21 am (UTC)I was pretty drunk, and saw this chic walking alone. Offered to walk her home and then I think a giant snake came out of the ground and vomited on me.
☠☠☠☠, maybe she stabbed me too. I was kinda worried about the fact that everything felt like burning.
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Date: 2011-02-01 12:28 am (UTC)You ok?! Do you need anythin'?
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Date: 2011-02-01 12:32 am (UTC)Thanks though. I'll ☠☠☠☠ that snake up next time. I didn't see it coming this time.
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Date: 2011-02-01 12:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-01 12:38 am (UTC)[Usually it's mace.]
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Date: 2011-02-01 12:56 am (UTC)Still, I'm just worried about you, 'kay?
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Date: 2011-02-01 01:01 am (UTC)Remember, I'm The Captain, nothing in this town can really beat me.
[A lie, but he kept to it.]
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Date: 2011-02-01 01:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-01 01:08 am (UTC)Next time I'll check the chic for crazy before hitting on her.
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From:Oh god, as we speak I think he is about to be killed agian. >.<
From:Lol, what is your luck Captain
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