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[After being murdered horrifically, again, The Captain will spend the morning drinking the dead man’s hangover away. Sometime tonight, he sobers up and gives a call to the town.]

[[Phone | Unfiltered]]

“Hey, Mayfield.

Anyone else meet a psycho ☠☠☠☠ and end up dead?

Also, it’s not all that surprising anymore. Honestly, it’s not even ☠☠☠☠ scary. I’ve died all sorts of ways and been droned quite a bit. It’s just getting old.

So, to those of you who think your scary, ☠☠☠☠ off. You got nothing that hasn’t been done here before. Stop trying, and start doing something useful. Or sit back and pretend like you matter.”

[So, maybe not entirely sober. Still, The Captain is no longer impressed.]

Date: 2011-02-01 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
I've seen a woman's touch. It just seems to make the crazy more violent. Or maybe that's just Elsa, Tabby and Monica.

Date: 2011-02-01 12:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imaginenumbers.livejournal.com
I'd have to say that mine is a bit more gentle than that.

Date: 2011-02-01 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
...

So what are you going to do if she tries to kill you?

Date: 2011-02-02 12:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
You know that just because I do it a lot doesn't mean dying is fun right?

Date: 2011-02-02 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imaginenumbers.livejournal.com
You should put more faith in your friends.

Date: 2011-02-02 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
Fine, I'll trust you. But if it goes bad I am going to chuck a house at this chic, okay?

Date: 2011-02-02 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imaginenumbers.livejournal.com
Why would you do that?

*No seriously why would anyone do anything for Sakura. She's like... not important okay.*

Date: 2011-02-02 04:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
Why wouldn't I?

You've always had my back, the least I can do is drop a house on some ☠☠☠☠.

Date: 2011-02-02 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
You don't always have to.

Now stop questioning it and just be glad you have a super hero on your side.

Date: 2011-02-02 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imaginenumbers.livejournal.com
I'll just have to try not to trouble you.

Date: 2011-02-02 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
You think you can actually give me more trouble than I already have?

Stop it.

Date: 2011-02-02 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
Why?

☠☠☠☠. Look, you're fine. Trust me.

If you want to do me a favor, just take care of yourself.

Date: 2011-02-02 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imaginenumbers.livejournal.com
*Telling a Martyr to take care of herself? You're hilarious, Captain.*

... Y-Yes... I understand. But I still wish you hadn't died again.

Maybe you should consider staying at my house for a bit? I'm sure I'd be alright with Ciel.

Date: 2011-02-02 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
Yeah, I wish I didn't die either.

But I'll be fine. I got a good cure all for these sorts of things.

Date: 2011-02-02 05:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imaginenumbers.livejournal.com
... You will be protected here.

Date: 2011-02-02 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
I can take care of myself.

But sure, it won't hurt anything and I can keep you from getting into trouble.

[Yeah, because she is the one who is likely to get maimed by taking a walk.]

Date: 2011-02-02 05:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imaginenumbers.livejournal.com
*Whatever helps you sleep at night, Captain.*

Do you know my address? It's [insert address here.]

Date: 2011-02-03 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
Thanks.

I'll head over after getting a few things back home. It'll give that creeper kid a break.

Date: 2011-02-03 01:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imaginenumbers.livejournal.com
What would you like for dinner?

Date: 2011-02-03 01:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
☠☠☠☠, serious?

Uh, know how to cook a good steak?

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