Bender 3 - Alive Again

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[[To Anyone outside, The Captain is walking down the streets exploring and obviously lost.  The whole town looping back on itself has confused him as he didn't bother to read street names or house numbers.]]

[The Captain is back from having many eventful encounters, most of which he can barely remember.  Some of which he can't remember at all.

The Captain is not sure how his arm healed overnight.  Only that he is back to his normal self.  Well more normal than his usual self at least.  He is sober as well this time around, able to form somewhat coherent thoughts.  Dressed in normal attire for this place, only his shirt is undone.  He'd have to deal with the slacks for now.

He is wandering around town lost.  Trying to make sense of all this suburbia.  Muttering to himself about Beyond.]

Comments

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

You're that crazy asshole that broke into my house!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

What?

[He'd try to put this together but failed.]

Why would I break into your house? I don't even know who you are or where the ☠☠☠☠ I am.

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

Yes you fucking did!

You broke into my house, I smashed your head in, and dragged you out!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Why does everyone call me an idiot?...

Aliens thought I was cool once you know.

[As if she would. She did hit a sore spot though.]

If you hit me in the head then why don't I have a bruise or a headache?

[True to his word, there were no signs of him being hurt. Even his broken arm was fully mended. What The Captain forgot was that The Captain has been dead for 24 hours.]

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

[She scrutinizes him from a distance.]

Fuck if I know, but I know you're the one.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Really? ☠☠☠☠....

[Looking around, no one was around to hear him anyways. She did call him an idiot but if he had crashed her place while drunk...]

Sorry kid. I've just been having a bad time since I got here. Can't find Beyond logos anywhere and I've been walking for hours but only see houses...

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

That's because there's nothing but houses and some shops here.

[She's eyeing you suspiciously, bat slung over a shoulder. She almost expects a trick.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

What about a highway? What state do you live in?

[Yeah, The Captain had managed to die his second night out in this town. Now several days into living in this town and he still didn't have a clue about Mayfield.]

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

There aren't any highways. What do you mean what state I live in? I live in the country of Eridian, if that's' what you mean.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain didn't look like he understood that at all.]

So I'm not in America anymore?

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

This is in America. Apparently.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Okay kid... now you are just screwing with me.

So we are in the US right?

So where's the nearest highway? What state are we in? I'm gonna go find Nextwave and then they are going to ☠☠☠☠ whoever did this to me...

[The Captain was optimistic about how much his friends cared.]

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

Fuck if I know. I'm not from America.

Almost mixed up this post with another country post in Junefield

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[He was getting frustrated but all that made him do was sit down and cross his arms like an angry child.]

Then what are you doing in this ☠☠☠☠ if you aren't from here? Foreign exchange kid or something?

It happens! XD

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

No.

I got pulled from my world to this one without a choice.

And don't even ask me how it works because fuck if I know.

Re: It happens! XD

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Still looked lost.]

So you're an alien?

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

To this world, yeah. I guess.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

So can you give me back my super powers?

If I can fly I can get us away from Beyond's trap and out of this place.

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

Let me just pull them out of my ass for you.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain would wince.]

I've seen strange things pulled out of people's ☠☠☠☠. I don't need anymore.

So I know what Beyond wants with me... why the ☠☠☠☠ did you come here? Do you work for Beyond? Or did they steal you away too for your powers?

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

I don't -- okay. Who's Beyond, first of all?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

They're the guys who hired me and had me join their fake little ☠☠☠☠ super hero team. Tabitha says they are terrorists who used to be called S.I.L.E.N.T.... whatever that stands for...

[He seemed to be getting bored explaining though. Short attention span?]

Whatever. The ☠☠☠☠ wanted me back... or to kill me... so they keep throwing ☠☠☠☠ up stuff like dragons and flying baby heads and ☠☠☠☠ koala bears....

They put me in this town after taking all my powers....
[He acted like this part should be obvious.]

Now I need to find my way out.

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

So you're sure they put you here?

Because there's no organization called Beyond where I'm from and I'm fairly certain it wasn't them that put me here.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Well they're super secret and they deal with a lot of ☠☠☠☠.

[The Captain was no James Bond, so secrecy probably wasn't the issue here.]

What makes you so sure kid?

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

Because I'M NOT FROM AMERICA.