Bender 15 - Indecent Exposure! (Action | Heading Towards Mitchell Road)

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[The Captain is on the side walk!

Okay, you got me. He isn't randomly breaking into your homes, harassing your pets or fighting with your trees this time. He is just walking home. On the side walk, not cutting through anyone's front yards or trespassing in the least.

Only one problem, he's ☠☠☠☠ naked! That's right, nude from head to toe. Striding home confident and proud of something. Maybe it was the 2 ten dollar bills he had crumpled in his fist.

He wasn't even drunk! No, he just got done a fight and didn't want to fly while flapping in the breeze. He thought it more discreet to walk. Yes, you read that right. The self proclaimed super hero just scammed a guy out of 20 bucks. A plan he didn't think entirely through.

So feel free to yell at him, call the cops or otherwise approach him. He's heading home otherwise.]

Comments

Any excuse to use this icon.

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

[Crowe's walking home from his daily beatings training with Jecht. Tired and sore as usual, he's not usually too aware of his surroundings, but, well, a naked guy walking down the street is something that you don't see often, even in Mayfield. Crowe looks appalled.]

S-sir! What... what are you doing?!

Re: Any excuse to use this icon.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Strutting and proud... if nude and fugly.]

What does it look like? I won a bet.

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

What? How does walking around naked in the streets mean you WON a bet?!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Oh... oh!

Yeah, I lost them while winning the ☠☠☠☠ bet. It was worth it.

[If just barely... he did technically have a net win considering the time period.]

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

[mutters] Good lord. Look. You ought to get inside before someone calls the police on you! You could get droned for something like this.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[That did give him pause. The response though probably what Crowe would expect. He grinned then laughed.]

I wonder if I'd be an easily embarassed drone? I wonder what the look on Grady's face would be when he saw this.

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

[Facepalm.]

Sir... being droned isn't fun, trust me! Hurry inside, somewhere.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Kid, listen up. Live a little or you're just going to stress your ☠☠☠☠ life away here.

Droning is a weak punishment and they can't kill me. Why don't you walk with me, if Grady shows up I'll show you how a real man handles this situation.

[Who was screaming like a woman when he got hit by a buzz saw? Didn't matter, he was on top of the world right now.]

I'm not far from home now.

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

I'll pass, thank you. Droning is hardly weak! You should probably hurry then. [He's going to do the same. Yech.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[He'd wave as Crowe fled.]

You shouldn't fear it, it's not that big of a deal.

[The Captain moved on, walking like he considered himself dead sexy.]