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[The Captain is on the prowl!
He is wandering down your street! Yes, your street!
It is still daylight!
He is drunk, he is semi lost and he is likely doing one of the following:
--The Captain is wandering down the street, half a bottle of whiskey in his hand and is talking to himself. He seems angry. He might be insane!
--The Captain is standing in your yard! He is staring at your house and squinting, waiting for the numbers to stop dancing so he can make sure he has the right house number. He might get angry that it's not the house he is looking for and toss a rock at your door.
--The Captain has fallen into your bushes! He is half stuck, cursing and calling for help! His bottle of whiskey is on it's side pouring on the side walk.
--The Captain is in your back yard! This isn't the front yard! Why aren't there numbers on the back of your house? How inconsiderate! He might be talking at the back of your house, or to himself.
--The Captain is urinating in public! Probably on your fence, or your bushes! He's been wandering for a while now and really just had to let it go. He probably isn't very modest about it.]
((OOC: For people who aren't familiar for how these go, take one of the options and run with it. Any of them are go!))
He is wandering down your street! Yes, your street!
It is still daylight!
He is drunk, he is semi lost and he is likely doing one of the following:
--The Captain is wandering down the street, half a bottle of whiskey in his hand and is talking to himself. He seems angry. He might be insane!
--The Captain is standing in your yard! He is staring at your house and squinting, waiting for the numbers to stop dancing so he can make sure he has the right house number. He might get angry that it's not the house he is looking for and toss a rock at your door.
--The Captain has fallen into your bushes! He is half stuck, cursing and calling for help! His bottle of whiskey is on it's side pouring on the side walk.
--The Captain is in your back yard! This isn't the front yard! Why aren't there numbers on the back of your house? How inconsiderate! He might be talking at the back of your house, or to himself.
--The Captain is urinating in public! Probably on your fence, or your bushes! He's been wandering for a while now and really just had to let it go. He probably isn't very modest about it.]
((OOC: For people who aren't familiar for how these go, take one of the options and run with it. Any of them are go!))
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Date: 2010-10-27 09:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-27 09:41 pm (UTC)☠☠☠☠... that would be useful right now...
[Anger fades into surprise and wistful, drunk, thinking.]
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Date: 2010-10-27 09:44 pm (UTC)Look, I don't know who you're looking for and I don't know where he is. Try using the phones if you really want to find him.
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Date: 2010-10-27 09:46 pm (UTC)What street is this?
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Date: 2010-10-27 09:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-27 09:50 pm (UTC)Uh...
[Thinking...]
What street is uh... was Dr. Crane on do you know?
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Date: 2010-10-27 09:52 pm (UTC).....I've never met the man. Ask someone who knew him.
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Date: 2010-10-27 09:56 pm (UTC)...
So... uh.,. know anyone who knew him?
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Date: 2010-10-27 10:03 pm (UTC)[.....Oh God you're like the drunk Caboose....okay the normal Caboose.]
No idea. Ask someone who's been here longer.
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Date: 2010-10-27 10:08 pm (UTC)...
...
Uh...
Who has....?
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Date: 2010-10-27 10:15 pm (UTC).....
If you were here before then just ask someone you know was here then.
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Date: 2010-10-27 10:17 pm (UTC)Uh... do you know where they live?
[This was going no where but she kept answering him.]
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Date: 2010-10-27 10:57 pm (UTC)[Deadpan.]
How would I know.
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Date: 2010-10-27 11:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-27 11:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-27 11:18 pm (UTC)Yeah, I probably should...
You got something to drink? I'm pretty ☠☠☠☠ thirsty.
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Date: 2010-10-27 11:22 pm (UTC)Really. You look pretty fucking plastered to me.
[wait...she shrugs and then returns in a few minutes to chuck a beer at
his head.]Go puke on someone else's yard then.
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Date: 2010-10-27 11:27 pm (UTC)Thanks babe!
[With that he'll take his beer and leave.]
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Date: 2010-10-27 11:30 pm (UTC)